Snow White Bonanza In Nude Photo Discovery

Bavarian builders have discovered a treasure chest containing full frontal naked photographs of Snow White.

A construction team had been renovating a remote period cottage in the depths of a forest. Whilst converting an upstairs room into an en-suite bathroom, they came upon the chest hidden inside a secret closet within a wall.

The priceless photographs are reported to be of a sexually explicit nature, unsuitable for display in a museum. Sources are talking about 25 studies of a beautiful 15 year old with skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood and hair as back as ebony.

"She's a stunner", said plasterer Otto Schulz. "I'm sworn to secrecy about precisely what she was up to in the photos. But I can tell you she was clearly enjoying herself".

Classifying every picture as X-certificate pornography, a curator of the German Museum revealed that various dwarves were involved in sexual acts of a disturbing nature, making the collection unsuitable for children.

It is presumed adults will be able to judge the photographs for themselves next week when they are scheduled to make their internet début.

Another consequence of the discovery has been an immediate re evaluation of the history of photography.

Whereas it was previously believed to have been developed early in the nineteenth century, it is now clear that alchemists were using photography widely in the flourishing pornography industry of fifteenth century Europe.

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