Cheryl Cole Loses Bid To Hide Her Naked Body From Paparazzi

Having recently been bamboozled into posing naked for infamous paparazzo Luigi Fanchini, mortified songbird Cheryl Crow has decided to permanently hide herself away from prying eyes within an underground swimming pool.

The famously modest Girls Aloud star put in a bid last week to construct an underground sauna, pool and gym at her £3.5million Surrey mansion.

She has grown terrified of all photographers, especially Fanchini. And she now believes that the brilliant Italian is the man behind the wheels of the helicopter that's been in permanent orbit above her house night and day for the past fortnight.

She's convinced that Fanchini's after her again and looking for any excuse to catch her off her guard and without her clothes on.

The only answer was for her and Ashley - who both enjoy nude bathing - to build a deep down pleasure palace 19ft deep beneath the house, with a secret passage to their joint study.

Sadly, Guildford Council today turned down their plans for a private sex bunker.

Which could be good news for the lads..

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