Fearing sagging boobs will chase Brad away, Angelina has her breast implants filled with helium

The June issue of Big Breasts Today magazine featured intimate photos taken by actor Brad Pitt of his partner Angelina Jolie, including shots of her breast-feeding both of their twins. That photo became the issue's cover shot.

The cover of the magazine shows a topless Angelina with a baby hanging from each breast as she jogs for exercise, The controversial photo was the subject of numerous talk show hosts as they discussed the subject women hate most...Saggy breasts!

It took a sharp-eyed journalist from Japan to spot the problematic 'maxo-sag' in Jolie's famous breasts and finally making it public. The sagging problem was caused by each of Jolie's 28lb babies hanging from her nipples!

Breastologist Kevin Marks claims that Jolie's knockers will soon be pointing straight down at the floor and may in fact drag along as she walks! He advices her to stop breast feedings of any children over the age of 11.

Heeding Mark's advice, Jolie has planned for a 'helium gas insertion' into each breast implant. She also confirmed that since she'll be a tad more bouyant, she'll make sure the twins wear helmets.

Workers at the Goodwank Blimp company have prepared a special room for the helium insertion procedure. Helium the writer was unavailable for comment.

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