Dr Who Struck-off

Sensational allegations made against Doctor Who were upheld today in a meeting by the General Medical Council's disciplinary committee, resulting in the Dr's name being struck off the medical register and banning him from practice in the UK.

Although the proceedings have not been officially released, we understand some of the allegations include: overt sexism in the treatment of Cybermen and women; the Dr still refusing to believe in the existence of the latter, improper and unnecessary examinations of several Dalek's eyestalks, and - the most serious allegation - allowing unqualified individuals to pose as him during a process he called "regeneration".

The BBC released a statement saying that it will stand by the (ex) Dr during this difficult time, adding that they had every confidence in his ability and the judgement would not affect his position as a Timelord. The new series of "Who" starts next month.

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