Johnny Depp Lets Chicks Spend The Night

Johnny Depp has admitted he let a couple of chicks spend the night at his castle whilst his partner and kids were out of town. She is furious.
Vanessa Paradis told friends that Johnny's behavior was intolerable and that she feels as if she can no longer trust him to be home alone.
"I can't believe he brought them into our home" cried Paradis "I am furious and hurt. Johnny is a great father and partner but sometimes he does the most stupid things."
Depp admits it was silly of him to bring the chicks home. "I just felt so sorry for them. They were hungry and obviously had fallen out of a nest or something. I think they were sparrows, which is a bit ironic, anyway I though if I brought them inside I could feed them or something."
Depp though admits he did not consider the dangers of bringing chicks into his home. "We have two cats, Orlando and Keira, they are real devils, if they had gotten hold of the chicks they would have torn them to shreds. Vanessa was right to be mad - you don't mix it up with pussies and chicks when your wife is out of town."
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