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Cameron Diaz Claims Justin was really Just-In

Written by Duncan Whitehead
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Story written: 18 March 2008
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Justin Trousersnake? More like Trouserworm.

Hollywood beauty, actress and former fashion model Cameron Diaz has spilled the beans about her relationship with Britney Spears' ex beau Justin Timberlake.

Best known for her roles in popular blockbuster movies such as The Mask, There's Something About Mary, My Best Friend's Wedding, Charlie's Angels, Shrek, and Gangs of New York Diaz is said to have adjusted well after Timberlake ditched her last year.

"He really was a Justin" said the star. "What I mean by that he was just-in. Tiny. Small. Miniscule, didn't feel a thing. Nothing."

Diaz who says she is not bitter and does not hold a grudge held up a peanut as she spoke "See that? That's about the size of it. Don't let those trailers fool you, well endowed the boy 'aint!"

Diaz was referring to trailers of Timberlake's new movie 'The Love Guru' where he prances around in his underwear. "That bulge is not real," said Diaz. "They must have stuffed a dwarf down there or something," she said, as she picked up a pickled gherkin.

"See that?" She asked holding the gherkin, "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. See these?" she asked again pointing to two small marbles "Yeah!"

Diaz, who maintained she had no hard feelings towards Justin wished him well.

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