Harry Potter TV Show Planned

A TV series, based on the adventures of Harry Potty and his chums is due to begin filming later this year, according to reports coming from Hollywood.

The show, which will NOT star the likes of Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson will feature the J K Rowling characters as grown up and living in an Manhattan Apartment Block as thirty year old singles.

Harry, to be played by Hugh Grant, will share an apartment with his best friend Ron Weasley, to be played by American comedian Carrot Top. Together they will hang out at a coffee shop, not working, yet still have enough money to wear designer clothes, furnish their apartment lavishly, play table football all day and do whatever they like, with no apparent means of income to support their flamboyant lifestyles.

Also starring in the show will be Kate Winslett as Hermoine, who will live in the apartment opposite Harry and Ron. Her best friend, Luna Lovegood, who shares her apartment, will be played by Pamela Anderson. Luna and Hermoine will, like Harry and Ron, both be single, unemployed, yet afford to live a life of luxury by doing odd catering jobs and falling into fountains.

The show, which is not a comedy and not likely to be remotely funny is predicted to run for years. The theme music is tipped to become annoyingly familiar.

After 10 years the show will end predictably, with Harry getting of with Luna and Ron getting with Hermoine. The final four episodes will be long drawn out affairs that build up to a damp squib of an ending.

Two other minor characters will be introduced into the show with no real plot involvement or lines of any relevance. They will be played by Matt Le Blanc and Lisa Kudrow.

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