Borat lands nudist Captain Kirk role in new Stark Trek movie

Hollywood - (Rioters): Kazakhstani actor Mr Borat has just signed a $20 million Hollywood contract to play the first ever nudist Captain James T Kirk in an innovative remake of the blockbuster sci-fi series provisionally entitled Stark Trek: The Naturist Forager.

Fierce auditioning is under way for the supporting role of Mr Spock which in the end may be a toss-up between Oscar-winning tossers Leonardo DiCaprio and Al Gore.

The eleventh film in the Star Trek series will feature a revamped environmetally-friendly nudist Federation which has evolved beyond clothing after greenhouse gases fry Planet Earth.

The plot revolves around an adventure in the Delta of Venus quadrant where the crew of the Forager grow their own androgenous sex organs before self-replicating to thwart human extinction syndrome that is plagueing the Planet.

The first ever nudist-themed remake of the successful series will also feature a cameo role for Bush girls Jenna and Barbara who play a reincarnated siamese twin Borg Queen who is out to seduce the Captain.

Thwarting those heinous advances takes up more than 179 minutes of the three hour movie which will be shot in soft-focus with additional animation from the makers of Wallace and Grommit.

Borat is 21.

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