Friday, 28 November 2003
Jackson: Loves working with children
LONDON, ENGLAND- Warner Bros. announced a new addition to the cast of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire today. Michael Jackson was recently added to be the voice of the House Elf, Winky.
"Michael has the perfect voice for Winky... I'm working out to do the fourth movie as well just to work with him," commented Daniel Radcliffe, the boy who became a sudden pop icon when he took on the role of Harry Potter. "It's going to be great!"
Michael was unavailable for comment, as his lawyer won't allow him to make any press statements. Friends of Jackson though say, "He is very excited indeed to get this part. He loves working with children."
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