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Marty Robbins
Joined: 24 July 2008
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20 November 2009

Entertainment & Gossip

 
Funny story: Jon Ate Bird Shit Claims TV Lady With Eight Kids
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Jon Ate Bird Shit Claims TV Lady With Eight Kids

An actress who asked that her name not be mentioned, has told this reporter that her ex-husband, Jon, the scumbag, ate bird shit. "I actually saw him do it and it made me gag", stated the unknown actress who will continue a TV show about eight kid...
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Susan Boyle To Perform Duet With Elvis Presley

New York, NY-- Modern technology is once again performing miracles and pairing two singers from distant decades together. Sad, strange, Scottish songbird Susan Boyle will duet with the King Himself--Elvis Presley. The dazzling duo will perform a du...
Funny story: Adam Lambert Wins "Rookie Of The Year" In Gay Magazine
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Adam Lambert Wins "Rookie Of The Year" In Gay Magazine

Adam Lambert and Wanda Sykes are on the cover of a popular gay friendly magazine (now with EZ-wipe pages), with each winning a major award, Lambert's being "Rookie Of The Year"! "He's a real up and comer" stated Congressman, Barney Frank. "We look...
View 'Banana Boy Takes On Turnip Gang'

Banana Boy Takes On Turnip Gang

Banana Boy, the newest crime fighting teenage super hero, was victorious in his battle against the dreaded Turnip Gang. Apprehended were Turnip Tom (the leader), Asparagus Bob, Sofie the Onions, and Cauliflower Ears Deano. The quartet are being hel...
Funny story: Mariah Carey Has Kirstie's Disease!
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Mariah Carey Has Kirstie's Disease!

Fans of Mariah Carey are wondering what's up with the lady besides her 45-pound gain? "She is very much in danger of passing the 200-pound milestone if she doesn't get her weight in check", stated a source this morning after Carey made a brief but...
Funny story: Kristen Stewart asks fans: "Are my tits really too small?"
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Kristen Stewart asks fans: "Are my tits really too small?"

Hollywood, CA - Actress Kristen Stewart has been unhappy in recent weeks after a fan yelled: "You're a carpenter's dream...Flat as a board!" The very personal insult was so loud it carried over the sauditorium's public address system. Over 5,000...

Funny story: Mariah Carey Releases New Christmas Album
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Mariah Carey Releases New Christmas Album

Targeting the adult liberal music market, Mariah Carey is set to release a new modified collection of Christmas favorites, with adult themes and lyrics titled, "The Many Joys of Christmas". Denying that this was another attempt to sell herself as...
Funny story: Is Levi Johnston's 'Hockey Stick' in Playgirl Photoshopped?
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Is Levi Johnston's 'Hockey Stick' in Playgirl Photoshopped?

Rumors abound emanating from behind the scenes of the Playgirl photoshoot of Levi Johnston that say his nude pix were Photoshoped to enhance his manhood. "He didn't really pose with a hockey stick," alleges the photographer's assistant that took the...

Funny story: X-Factor Jedward Terrify Taliban Into Surrender
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X-Factor Jedward Terrify Taliban Into Surrender

Jedward lads John and Edward Grimes are offering to join the British army and go to Afghanistan to entertain the troops. But after Commanding Officers combined and begged them to reconsider, they have decided to give their vocals one more X-factor...
Funny story: Banana Boy Breaks Up Fight Between Between Dakota Fanning And Hannah Montana Star While Jonas Bros Look On In Amazement.
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Banana Boy Breaks Up Fight Between Between Dakota Fanning And Hannah Montana Star While Jonas Bros Look On In Amazement.

Fresh from comforting Katie Price in the Australian jungle over rumours that she was being vote-rigged (or gerrymandered) into performing Bushtucker Trials because she's got huge breasts and the Bilderbungalow Group held a grudge against her, banana...

Funny story: Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth
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Conspiracy Theorists See Hannahs Brainwashing the Youth

Conspiracy theorists at the annual UFO Symposium in Roswell, New Mexico have accused the Hannah Group of attempting to brainwash the youth of the world. Group spokesman Niles Myles issued a statement saying that: "We think that the multi-national...
Funny story: Andre set to enter jungle, again.
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Andre set to enter jungle, again.

The producers of, 'I'm a minor celebrity...give me exposure', must be rubbing their Armani clad thighs with glee today after 90's pop sensation Peter Andre agreed to go back in to the jungle. It's been reported that Peter has been paid a whopping...
  • View 'Steven Spielberg buys movie rights to pirate thriller 'Below Decks''
    Steven Spielberg buys movie rights to pirate thriller 'Below Decks'
    Hollywood, CA - In a furious bidding war for the movie rights to tinseltown's latest 'hot media property,' award winning director Steven Spielberg came out the winner in grabbing theSpoof.com's prize winning magazine article 'Below Decks.' Paying...
  • View 'TV tough guy dies a sudden death'
    TV tough guy dies a sudden death
    Obituary: Fans around the globe were mourning the death of Tranquilizer star, Ehwah Woowah, who passed away peacefully in his sleep. Woowah, 78, was known as the the no-nonsense tough guy who made The Tranquilizer such a hit. The long-running T...
  • View 'Carrie Prejean enters convent!'
    Carrie Prejean enters convent!
    Hollywood - Carrie is set to enter Our Lady of Perpetual Tears Convent after a weekend of partying with naked friends while she herself played completely naked. Caught by pageant owner Donald Trump as he was investigating odd noises in the adjoini...
  • View 'Pete Doherty's Bottled Sperm Sold Out'
    Pete Doherty's Bottled Sperm Sold Out
    Bad luck ladies! Pete Doherty's sperm was sold-out in less than half an hour yesterday as it went on sale in supermarkets throughout the country. Ten thousand bottles of Pete's baby juice were snapped-up by hordes of broody fans as women fought...
  • View 'Live Susan Boyle Replaces Shrek Animation'
    Live Susan Boyle Replaces Shrek Animation
    Producers of Shrek 4 have axed the Green Ogre and replaced him with Susan Boyle. Mike Myers will once again provide the familiar Shrek voice with SuBo being heard only if they decide to include a few songs. The new film 'Shrek Forever After' i...