Thousands of Muslim pilgrims turn to butter while circling the Kaaba

Thousands of muslim pilgrims who circled the sacred Kaaba in the Grand Mosque in Mecca, suddenly turned into butter before the unbelieving eyes of millions.

Little Black Sambo, and his parents, Black Mumbo and Black Jumbo, were visiting from Pakistan and saw the pilgrims turned to butter after Sambo gave each of them an article of white clothing.

The pilgrims began arguing over who was the fastest Muslim in all of Mecca, and subsequently began chasing each other around the Kaaba. A few short moments under the blazing hot sun they soon all turned into butter.

The estimated 2.5 million gallons of pure butter wasn't wasted since a huge pancake breakfast was being served just outside Mecca for the hungry visitors. There was a severe shortage of maple syrup and whipped cream.

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