Dalai Lama Finally Loses It, Wipes Out Chinatown

The Dalai Lama, usually known as one of the most gentle people on this earth, finally exploded after hearing the latest news from Tibet and has wiped out San Francisco's Chinatown Tuesday with one wave of his hand.

"I have tried to stay peaceful but the Chinese have went too far in renaming Tibet, "China's Red-Headed Stepchild". No one would put up with such a thing."

After hearing about what had happened in San Francisco, the Chinese mainland has decided to change China's Red-Headed Stepchild name back to Tibet.

"It was only a joke", stated one high official who had been drinking steadily since hearing the news out of California. "Chinese once a joke in San Francisco, we just screwing around with the name change."

"Now can we have our people back?", requested another official, after leaving a meeting of the Chinese leadership.

With another wave of his arms, all the jackasses that were once Chinese citizens of California were back to their present incarnation.

However, the Governor of California, remains a jackass.

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