Nickfun denies he is Nick Jonas!

Beloved writer Nickfun has once again denied rumors that he is actually boy band singer Nick Jonas who's penchant for writing steamy stories has disturbed teeny-bopper girls around the world.

Nickfun, age unknown, claims it's all a hoax in an effort to protect the rest of the Jonas brothers who have seeked help for their troubled brother Nick.

"Rumors of all those teenaged girls knocking at my door in the middle of the night is preposterous! Claims Nickfun, who casually folded a pair of thongs and placed them in a pile.

"I've been called alot of things like, Nick of Time, Saint Nick, Nick the Dick, and lately Can You Click Like Nick...which I have no idea what that one's about. I did like the 'Dick one' though!"

Nickfun, who's been hard at work writing a sequel to Ben Hur, admits the inuendo has been fun, says he hates the Jonas bros simply because it's a lame last name.

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