Obama cliams they have captured an UFO and the alien known as 'E.T'!

IN the midst of plummeting poll numbers and sagging support for his Presidency, President Barack Obama, issued a revealing statement at a press conference today. Reporters and staff were mesmerized as the one-time Illinois Senator and notorious 'doper' went into the details of describing his single-handed capture of a famous alien known to millions as simply E.T.

Obama described an action that supposedly occurred in 2002 when he was living in Chicago. The story, according to Obama, supported by Mel Frathorn, an ACORN supporter, and confirmed later by Reverend Wright, concerned a late night visit by a UFO while Obama was preparing an egg omelette.

"Strange lights appeared outside my window. I immediately thought it was Karl Rove playing a trick on me to keep me from eating my omelette so he could eat it himself."

The crowd hushed as the drama built, but Obama continued, "I opened the window and this strange dwarfy-looking creature jumps in and waves his red-tipped finger at me!"

Jaws dropped as Obama's face showed a real memory of past fear. "I quickly reached for the frying pan and cold-konked the little guy in the head! Then,I tied him up and called the Chicago police."

Police officials denied the action ever took place and showed an actual police log for that night that showed officers showed up at Obama's home to break up a 'pot party' with vigorous activity that was disturbing the neighborhood.

Shocked staffers lead the babbling President away as reporters quietly packed up their equipment and staff assistants picked up briefcases. Onlookers moved their hands from unbelieving faces as the admitted pot-smoking President was pulled away from the microphone, but not before he was heard how 'those little E.T guys wanted to collect his precious bodily fluids'.

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