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Handicapped Man Refused Burger

Written by Duncan Whitehead
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Sunday, 22 November 2009

A mentally retarded man has been refused service at a well known Burger chain because it was felt "He would put off other customers' and rightly so.

A Burger joint or any other eatery IS NOT the place for a dribbling, head jerking and weird looking freak who really should be eating at home. Please, carers, have some consideration for other customers.

Matty Spazzy, who has one of those diseases was seen stuffing burgers into his mouth and chewing with his head tilted and wide open, spilling bits all over the place on a previous occasion. It was disgusting.

Showaddywaddy, the Teddy Boy group who won New Faces in 1977 are still touring.

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