Osama confesses: I'm Prince Michael Jackson's father

In developing news, elusive Islamist terror mastermind, Osama Bin laden, has released a voice recording in which he claims that he is the real father of deceased star Michael Jackson's oldest son Prince Michael.

In an astonishing recording, he says that he visited a LA sperm clinic just after the 9/11 attacks and was greeted by the star himself who, at the time, was considering converting to Islam.

Jackson had already approached Bin Laden by phone to see if he would cooperate in creating offpsring for him and his then wife Debbie Rowe. Bin Laden continues: "..so I walked into this joint, ah, to put my love juice down and there's Wacko dressed in all, ah, his finery. So I says to him "You want me to jerk off to Thriller?" He replied no but he thought maybe Smooth Criminal might be more appropriate. So anyway, I, ah, did it and he paid me 50 thousand ducats in exchange."

Bin Laden also went on to claim that he laid President George W Bush's daughter on the same trip though this could not be verified.

A Jackson connection refused to comment on the recording except to say that "it was good to hear from old Binsy".

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