'Dog' the Bounty Hunter admits: "I just caught the flu!"

Honolulu, HI - Dwayne 'Dog' Chapman returned empty handed from his hasty trip to Wisconsin, where he was last pursuing the international fugitive Whitey Bulgar.

"He flew the coop!" Said Chapman as he dabbed at his bulbous nose with a Kleenex, "I'm not sure who tipped him off, but one thing for sure, it was as cold as a witches-tit in Wisconsin!"

Reports have been coming in from around the world concerning sightings of the elusive Bulgar. He's been reportedly seen working as a 'miner' in Malaysian gold fields, to a credible report that he took a job as a gynocologist in Paris!

'Dog' only had this to say as he headed up to bed, "The only thing I've caught is this damn swine flu!"

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