Washington, DC - The Speaker of the House, Rep. Nancy Pelosi's recent bare all sex tape has caused an uproar in some strange places. How strange? Well, try the multi-billion dollar porno industry for starters!

One would think that having a noted politician and third in line to the Presidency who's just joined the ranks of the underclothed and over-sexed would be good for business, right? Well, not necessarily so! Especially if you're a porno executive who's extravagant lifestyle depends on new talent and a steady stream of horny men eager to watch a willing hottie do the nasty on camera.

Pelosi's DVD Sex-travaganza, 'Capitol Hill Madame' is so bizarre that it has caused temporary erectile dysfunction in about 99% of the men who viewed her sex tape! It seems producers mis-judged the sexual habits and appetites of normal men and spent significant monies in a DVD that starred, as porn mogul Larry Flynnt recently said, "the old-bag skank of the Millenium!"

Cialis and Viagra, a mainstay for the limp-dicked set, have increased sales by 250% since the DVD was released. Platter-Puss Productions, the producer of Pelosis's nude romp DVD, have included samples of the popular penis-lifter drugs packaged along with the DVD in an effort to increase sales. They promised to add a 'warning' label to the package.

On the bright side, the Pelosi DVD has garnered record sales in the Middle East, where diverse sexual appetites are a bit different then that in the West.

For the most part, men there are already afflicted with rampant erectile dysfunction because of their close association with their own women. The Pelosi tape was an overnight success mainly because Pelosi is a blonde American, and the word 'skank' in Arabic means 'seductive lover'!

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