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Michael Jackson's pet parrot squawks!

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Wednesday, 1 July 2009

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Michael Jackson's parrot named Jodie has started to talk nonstop.The Norwegian blue parrot was always at Jackson's side.

Famously featured on many of the dead singer's songs and pictured inside album sleeves, Jodie had been a constant companion to the deceased star through his good and of course his bad times.

The parrot has been endlessly repeating the words aliens, UFO and goodbye Michael fuelling reports that the singer may have been abducted by aliens and taken off in a space ship.Other words that are also being heard are harder bubbles harder and my father will get F-all when I'm gone.

Police are trying to coax more information from Jodie by bribing him with crackers in a hope to get to the bottom of this case.

We will of course keep you informed of any further developments.

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