Paris Hilton's New Sex Video - Sony's PS3 Blu-Ray Exclusive

Las Vegas - Paris Hilton has teamed up with Sony to release a new interactive sex video exclusively on the PS3 Blu-Ray format. Speaking at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas yesterday Sony said "We have the technology, we have the distribution networks, and now with Paris Hilton's vagina we also have the content that is going to drive Sony's PS3 Blu-Ray into every household worldwide."

Paris Hilton gained notoriety in 2003 with her revealing sex tape "One Night in Paris". Despite its grainy quality the DVD sold over one million copies and was responsible for hundreds of millions of internet users taking up broadband to download it through peer-to-peer file sharing (P2P) clients such as Limewire.

With cutting edge technology Paris's new interactive sex video promises to be a mind blowing experience. "It is all going to be filmed in Full 1080p HD, we have been working closely with our partners nVidia Corporation and Valve software to bring you something very very special, you will actually believe you are there or she is here depending upon your perspective" said Stringer.

nVidia spokesman Jen-Hung Wel speaking at the CES says "Combining Sony's Blu-Ray technology with our graphical expertise and Valves Source engine we have the ability to completely immerse the user in Paris Hilton's vagina. We are using motion tracking and using Sony's Eye Toy users will have the ability to give Paris Hilton voice commands to manipulate her position and sexual acts. Users will also have the ability to view in either a first or third person perspective and and the whole experience can be superimposed so it looks like its happening in your own lounge."

Valve, also present at the CES, said "We are using a greatly updated version of our Source engine which we used for Half-Life 2. Its unique features include a large degree of modularity and flexibility, an artist-driven, shader-based renderer, accurate lip sync and facial expression technology, and a powerful, efficient and completely network-enabled physics system. The user will be able to re-skin their own likeness onto Paris Hilton's sex partner and they will be able to have sex with Paris Hilton in an infinite number of environments."

Paris who is being paid US$10 million and will also receive royalties is yet to chose her partner for filming. Stringer says "it is going to be left up to Paris to chose whoever she feels most comfortable with , we really want this girl to flourish this time."

Paris who regularly contributes to TheSpoof.com has offered "I would like it to be one of my colleagues and will probably chose whoever at TheSpoof.com writes the nicest stories about me over the next few weeks."

Xbox spokesman Albert Panatella refuted a report that Microsoft was considering Blu-ray for the X-Box360 is said to have changed his mind. "We were happy to go along with Toshiba and HD-DVD until Howard Stinger offered to let me sleep with Paris Hilton" exclaiming "Hell I don't care if its virtual or not, I am in and the whole of Microsoft is in."

Shares in Sony (NYSE:SNE) jumped 33% on news that LA Galaxy midfielder David Beckham who is undergoing treatment for Mania and OCD at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre placed an order for 33,333,333 PS3s saying he intended to use all his cash to have the ultimate threesome with Paris Hilton.