WASHINGTON DC - The Federal Reserve issued a warning through a special courier to me for world-wide publication to China, "Do not attempt to keep our currency". As the note handed to me stated: US currency is the property of the United States G...

In an interview with The Vatican Times the new President of the European Union Herman Van Rompuy promised that he would do nothing relevant during his presidency. He said that he had a firm agreement with the Pope to remain as obscure as possible...

One time naturalist and animal lover Doctor John 'Fishy' Dolittle has been arrested and charged with the murder and mutilation of over 16 people over the past 6 years. The doctor, who had a brief spell of fame with his 'talking to the animals' tri...

The descendent of one of early America's most enduring legends Icabod Crane (The Legend of Sleepy Hollow) has been found. His name is "Licabod Crane." (pronounced Lick-a-bod) Age 56, Licabod, who's never married, lives by himself in a trendy wests...

The Venezuelan Federales are on the look out tonight for a rogue stalker calling himself "Banana Boy" and exposing himself to unsuspecting tourists on the last free space in Venezuela where residents can legally express themselves.....the Nude Beach...

Busy finishing his list and then checking it twice, Santa Claus, figurehead of some Western commercial holiday notoriety, caught one of his employees doing the Christmas shuffle with his wife in the back of his Sleigh. Shocked then infuriated, Cla...

Capitalizing on vast amounts of Wal-Mart dollars, the Chinese government has decided to start building their own jumbo jet aircraft. Citing a five-fold increase in domestic air travel needs with-in the next 15 years, the government spokesman said pla...

Duane 'Dog' Chapman has captured yet another fugitive. This time it the suspect hits pretty close to home! When Dog, and his wife and partner, Beth, visited a posh hotel in downtown Denver, a thief broke into their suite and stole all of Beth Chap...

For the first time in the history of Santa Claus it has been annouced the official US Santa 2009 will be black. Another bastion of white supremacy has finally capitulated and as for a White Christmas in 2010 it will also be black! This has caus...

Researchers at the University Of Life, in Regent Road, Salford, have released the findings of a widespread study into the sexual activity of the world's population. And pretty amazing revelations they are too! It seems that more and more of us,...