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Daniel Bristol
Daniel Bristol
Joined: 14 May 2004
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09 February 2010

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Gets Royal Appointment As Her Majesty's Royal Bookend

Stephen Hawking Gets Royal Appointment As Her Majesty's Royal Bookend

World famous and noted scientist Stephen Hawking received a new appointment today as Her Majesty's Royal Bookend. The position, which pays absolutely nothing, was awarded to the most qualified candidate and certainly one who will never figure it...
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Al Gore snowed in at location in Washington unable to get out to give his Global warming lectures

Al Gore is snowed in at an undisclosed location in Washington after the coldest weather for nearly 100 years. He had been due to give a series of Global Warming lectures in the Washington area but because of the freezing spell he has been snowed in s...
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Funny story: Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites

Al Qaeda Linked to Lesbo Porn Sites

Hajarin, Yemen -- A Web posting early yesterday attributed to Osama bin Laden, has claimed responsibility for several terror attacks throughout the world. The website also has connections to some of the hottest lesbo-action sites on the internet for...
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Osama Bin Laden strikes again with stealth

In a taped interview with an Arabic news paper Osama Bin Laden takes responsibility for the Kleen Power plant explosion in Connecticut. Bin Laden says he has over 25 thousand operatives across the entire worlds who are committing secret acts of terro...
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Funny story: Recent Snowstorm Perfectly Preserves Dog Poo

Recent Snowstorm Perfectly Preserves Dog Poo

BALTIMORE - Like a dinosaur bone preserved in the side of a mountain or an insect befallen in tree sap, a recent snowstorm to the Baltimore metropolitan area has been perfectly preserving animal droppings city wide. Area man Mike James has two dogs,...
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Funny story: Panic at The Vatican as radio announcement says 270,000 priests to be scrapped

Panic at The Vatican as radio announcement says 270,000 priests to be scrapped

There was panic in the Vatican yesterday and their switchboard was ringing non stop after radio broadcasts apparently announced that 270,000 priests were to be scrapped. Thousands of priests phoned in thinking they were losing their job of represe...
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Funny story: Katie Price warned she is not Jordan

Katie Price warned she is not Jordan

King Abdullah the nasty Dictator and oppressor of the people in Jordan has launched an astonishing attack on Katie Price aka Jordan. Abdullah has warned Price to stop using the name Jordan as that is the name of his country and she has no right to...
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Funny story: German Chancellor Angela Meerkat speaks out

German Chancellor Angela Meerkat speaks out

German Chancellor Angela Meerkat has been speaking out against Gordon Brown and Alastair Campbell on their Election Greetings. She said that she was astonished that spin doctor Campbell has come up with a Greetings Campaign to win more votes so soon...
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Funny story: Iran secretly sends Mahmud Ahmedinejad on rocket with animal menagerie into space

Iran secretly sends Mahmud Ahmedinejad on rocket with animal menagerie into space

TEHRAN, Iran - Iran has announced that on Wednesday it launched an Iranian version of Noah's Ark [including a mouse, two turtles and worms] into space on a research rocket. This was meant to show the world that Iran could defeat the West in the...
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Funny story: Don't Show Your Pink And Crinkly

Don't Show Your Pink And Crinkly

You might like this Pinkly, Soft-Focus, Rose Photo.. That's a shame, because you won't be using it for your Valentine Spoof. Along with the much more Valentiny 'Red Single Stemmed Valentine's Rose' Stock Photo, it has been banned from the Romantic Fe...
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Funny story: "Burka Stays" Karzai Proposes Military Draft for widows in Afghanistan

"Burka Stays" Karzai Proposes Military Draft for widows in Afghanistan

President Hamid Karzai is proposing to draft all widowed woman in Afghanistan to beef up the ranks of Afghanistan's army and police so his country can assume control of the fight against the Taliban within five years, as well as the rebuilding effo...
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Funny story: 20,000 Year Old Spoof Story Discovered On Cave Wall In France. Spoof Editor Lowton Files Plagarism Suit!

20,000 Year Old Spoof Story Discovered On Cave Wall In France. Spoof Editor Lowton Files Plagarism Suit!

Cirque d'Estre, France - On Sunday, December 18, 1994, Jean-Marie Chauvet led his two friends, Brunel and Hillaire, on the Cirque d'Estre toward the far off cliffs. A slight draft of cool air emanating from a small opening at the end of a small cave...
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    Cheryl Cole Outshines Superbowl - Wins Every Award Going
    When you're hot, you're hot, and right now there's nobody hotter on the planet than our very own Cheryl Cole, who has outshone even the Superbowl. The Girls Aloud star, X-Factor judge, solo artiste, hair product advertising icon, sex symbol, girl...
  • View 'Rufus T. Firefly, World's Oldest Living Ruler, Dies in Freedonia'
    Rufus T. Firefly, World's Oldest Living Ruler, Dies in Freedonia
    The world's oldest living ruler, Rufus T. Firefly, passed away at his home in Freedonia yesterday. Firefly has been the President of Freedonia since 1933 and guided the nation through it's bankruptcy and war with neighboring Sylvania. He was 150 ye...
  • View 'Mark Lowton Hirs New Profreeder'
    Mark Lowton Hirs New Profreeder
    Mark Lowton, owner of TheSpoof.kom is pleased to announce that "Service to writers and reeders will soon increase dramatically for the better with the appointment of a new proofreeder, Denny Dooster, to TheSpoof.com payroll." Lowton, who is on vac...
  • View 'Goldfinger: He loves only gold'
    Goldfinger: He loves only gold
    Every day there are more and more advertisements on television for companies wanting to buy your gold at the same time the price of gold is increasing at an alarming rate. It is believed that most gold purchased through these companies goes back t...
  • View 'Devout Atheists Make Pilgramage To Las Vegas'
    Devout Atheists Make Pilgramage To Las Vegas
    Nearly 500,000 Atheists are making their semi-annual pilgrimage to Las Vegas. "This is even better than our annual trip to New Orleans during the Mardi Gras", stated devout atheist Jones Smith (not his real name). "Remember, everything that happe...