Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Crash Kills One
Saturday, 21 November 2009

The ghost of a commoner killed one person Friday when a tour bus belonging to entertainer Miley Cyrus overturned, but the 16-year-old "Hannah Montana" star wasn't on board, thank God, Virginia State Police said.
Sgt. Thomas Molnar said the bus was turned over by a large ghost calling itself "The Original Grim Reaper". The bus went off the left side of Interstate 85, struck an embankment and overturned. The accident occurred around 8:15 a.m. in Dinwiddie County, about 40 miles south of Richmond. Speed and weather weren't considered factors.
The driver of the bus, William G. Douglas, 53, of Austin, Texas, was trapped inside the bus while being questioned by the ghost and died at the scene.
Molnar said the passengers exited the bus through the front windshield while the large ghost screamed out, "Where is Miley Cyrus?"
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