Woman with face like a Camel-Toe real popular at bar closing time!

The hare lip on 50 year old Mavis Blakely's face was very large and scared many suitors away in her lefetime. Many thought it prevented her from living an otherwise normal life.

But Mavis claims it has helped greatly in other ways....
"I've saved over 300 innocent lives by preventing drunk guys from driving home after the bars close," claims Mavis.

True to the very often used and exaggerated claim that 'everything looks good at 3 AM,' Mavis can attest that many guys who otherwise might not want to be seen with her in the early evening, will leave the bar with her at closing time.

"I'm known around these parts as 'Any port in a storm' kind of gal" Claims Mavis.

She pointed out toward several hunky and good looking young men who stayed away from her side of the bar, but she knew as 3 AM came around she'd go through a metamorphis in the men's minds and become as sexy as Megan Fox.

"Hormones and beer.....Allowing ugly women to have sex since 5,000 BC! Plain and simple."

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