Former President Ronald Reagan Keeps Forgetting He's Dead

It happened once again last week apparently as witnesses say that they saw former First Lady Nancy Reagan leading someone into the cemetery once again.

Friends and even one family member who asked to remain anonymous told this reporter that it was Ronald again.

"He keeps forgetting he's dead and shows up at awkward times so Nancy is afraid to ask people over anymore", stated the family member.

"In fact, she's almost afraid to go off anywhere because she's afraid he'll wander off looking for her and that the tabloids or that awful TheSpoof will hear about it."

The lady then told me that Reagan looks pretty much the same and even though he cannot see, he knows the area so well, he can make his way around using a cane she gave him after falling over a tombstone.

Apparently Nancy has tried everything. She won't lock up because she says he'd feel like he was in jail or something.

There is hope however.

"Just yesterday, she installed a special burglar alarm that has an old recording with hours and hours of audio of old Democrat meetings. He seems to think he has slipped up on some of his old foes and he just sits there inside and listens quietly till he gets tired."

"So far, it's worked like a miracle."

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