California Child Abuse Advocates warns: 'Baby Back Ribs will be off restaurant menus soon!'

The California Health and Human Services division that monitors child abuse, has placed the nation's restaurants on notice that it will be monitoring the sale and consumption of a popular staple...'Baby Back Ribs.'

"We've watched the consumption of these horrid items soar in recent years and we aim to stop the practice in the near future." Claims Melvin Brevacua.

Reportedly the nex itemt on the state's food hit-list are Lady Fingers, and souces say they will be banned by March 2010.

Several chain restaurants have craftily changed the names of menu items to throw off any investigations and diners are warned they could be slapped with a hefty fine if caught eating foods that have been placed on the National 'Do Not Eat List' as published by the agency and monitored by state inspectors.

Several enterprising entrenpenuers have started 'member clubs' where applicants are screened first, and before being offered the blacklisted food items.

In Washington, President Obama has appointed Ronald McDonald as the next 'Food Czar' who will be responsible for food quality and state compliance.

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