Paris Hilton's twat mistaken for a Pickleweasel rodent!

Raton, NM - Faced with the largest rodent infestation since the 1910 Burrow Mouse calamity, most of New Mexico has been over run with with Pickleweasels. PW's as they are known are a medium size rodent that thrive in and around machinery and who's libido is fully excited by the sound of music.

"They mulitply so fast it is almost impossible to drive them off!' Says an Apache County health official.

Officials have clamped down on loud music near and around trains, airplanes, escalators, and elevators. Staff has been busy fielding dozens of complaints filed by PETA and similar groups claiming heavy-handed attempts to eradicate the pesty species.

Last month over 236,000 tons of Pickleweasels were destroyed and carted to the Apache County landfill. Even a $20.00 per pelt bounty premium is difficult to collect since the rodent is adapt at escaping traps and is skillful in dodging bullets fired at them.

The final straw for the police was a random 911 call where an unidentified caller claimed there was loud music and a Pickleweasel staring into her hotel room window!

Police quickly arrived at the 5-Star hotel and forced an entry into Room 1278. There they embarassingly made an arrest....Not of a Pickleweasel, but of celebrity Paris Hilton who was nude and lying on her bed listening to her stereo...Her bushy twat harmlessly aimed right at the window. A quick apology and a promise of 'no photos' eased the terribly humiliating situation.

NOTE: Creative thanks to Japalenoman for his story and 'rodent species' idea.

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