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Priests Against Health Care

Written by Ed E. Druckman
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Story written: 31 October 2009
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(Washington, D.C.) The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops is calling the most recent Democrat House of Representatives health care bills.

"Seriously deficient on the issues of abortion and conscience" and is urging priests around the country to speak out against the legislation to their congregations across the country.

The Conference claims the bills would force "Americans to subsidize abortions through their taxes and health insurance premiums."

The Conference went on to say that if Catholics elect to have sex for reasons other than procreation followers should avail themselves to the accepted form of birth control endorsed by the clergy, homosexuality.

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