Transsexuals Banned From City

A small city in Arkansas has banned transsexual men from entering its city limits after complaints from women of the city that the gender confused drag queens were better looking than them.

Mayor William Lawrence says that he has been bombarded with calls from women from all walks of life who are jealous of the slim, provocatively dressed 'lady boys' who recently moved into a small homestead just outside the city limits.

"These two 'fellas' arrived about week ago. Pretty girls I thought, very friendly types. Anyway a lot of the menfolk around here offered to help them set up their home. Moving furniture, painting and what not. Some of the lady folk of the city got a little jealous. Did some snooping. Apparently these two 'ladies' are 'girly guys!'"

Betty Fatass, a married mother of 6 kids that have no future says that she is glad the 'kathoeys' have been banned "Sure they were pretty and slim" said Fatass who weighs in at 300 pounds "but it just ain't right, my Hank was drooling over them boys, now he refuses to leave the house he is so embarrassed."

The two transsexual themselves are upset at the ban "A lot of people are calling us gay, queer, homos and fags. We are not. We aren't even transvestites - we are just confused about our gender. It's a medical condition, a severe mental disorder."

Mayor Lawrence says though that nearly all the 4500 plus residents of Walnut Ridge want them banned "It's a small town. Women here get protective of their men. I'll be honest I wouldn't mind seeing them back in the city, but hey, thats real women for you, hate skinny pretty men more than they hate pretty skinny gals."