Both Clinton and Obama Would Make Ahmnodt Heare Vice President

Political sensation Ahmnodt Heare, whose far reaching policies are attracting supporters like bees to honey is said to be both Hillary Clintons and Barack Obamas first choice for Vice President, should he himself not be elected as President.

The Independent write-in candidate says he is flattered by the Democratic offer but can not see it happening.

"I can't see it happening" said Heare to his massive band of supporters. "As I am likely going to win the election myself it is me who will be looking for a VP."

Heare though acknowledges Clinton and Obama's admiration of his political guile and experience "You can't blame them really for trying to tie me into their campaigns, John McCain is likely to do the same. I'm a vote winner. They know it."

Clinton admits she is inspired by Heare and his ability to inspire his supporters. She also likes his shoes.

"He has the best footwear I have ever seen on any political foe. Simply outstanding" said Clinton.

Obama is also impressed by Heare's choice of shoe. "I love his loafers, they are kind of unique and really only someone like him can pull something like that off."

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