Brad Pitt Sleeps With Children's Nanny Shocker!

Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt has admitted that he slept with the family nanny at the home he shares with Angelina Jolie in Hollywood, according to reports coming from Los Angeles.
Nina, a Nigerian Dwarf, a popular show breed, is a female goat, known as a doe or nanny and belongs to Pitt and Jolie's children and lives in a purpose built stable in the grounds of their Hollywood palace.
Nina had been suffering from Goat Flu, a non deadly form of human flu only contracted by goats. "I decided to spend the night in the stable with her" said Pitt "to keep her company during the night while she was feeling ill. The kids love her, I love her, she's part of the family, no way was I going to let her be on her own while she felt sick" confirmed the kind hearted Pitt.
Pitt apparently laid in a crib outside Nina's pen, administering medicine and adjusting her blanket to fend of any chills.
Respected vet Dr Putemdown of Hollywood vets 'You Have Sick Animals - We Have Medicine - Bring Them Here' said "Pitt did the right thing - a nanny needs attention, especially when she is sick, hopefully Nina will recover soon."
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