Bush backs Obama
Tuesday, 29 January 2008

Clueless
In a move some are calling 'confusing' George W Bush says that he endorses the campaign of Democratic nominee Barack Obama.
In a prepared statement, Bush said "I am proud to offer my backing and my support to Barack's campaign - I urge every democrat out there to vote for him in all the upcoming primaries - he will make a great President."
Some though are calling Bush's endorsement the 'kiss of death' to Obama's aspirations of winning the democratic nomination "What the hell?" said Barack himself on hearing the news "Is that cracker crazy? I need an endorsement from Bush like a need an endorsement from the KKK."
The news came as shock to the Clintons - who are good friends with the Bush's despite their differing politics "While we respect George's views" said a tearful Hillary "we find it odd that the President would endorse any candidate, especially a democrat at such a critical stage of the race."
Bush though was unabashed by the comments of both Clinton and Obama "I know what I am doing" said Bush as he headed to the store to buy candy. Those words though were contradicted immediately by Vice President Dick Cheney "No he doesn't" said the leader of the free world.
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