Thursday, 18 October 2007
Sign this worthless policy, please
A US private security organisation, at the centre of the ongoing investigation into killing of 17 innocent Iraqi civilians, has announced plans to sell Life Insurance.
Chairman Prince Erik, descended from Norse gods, told shareholders at a meeting this week that, as the company seems to have the God-given right to do just whatever the hell it likes, it might as well collect money selling policies it has no intention of paying out on, according to a source.
The policies, said the Prince, would be available exclusively to Iraqi citizens, whose families, should they be foolish enough to try to collect on a policy, would be summarily wiped out.
Speaking to journalists yesterday, Erik said:
"I support the continued presence of US troops in Iraq."
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