Geller says famous psychic led US to Saddam spider hole

Tel Aviv - (Associated Mess): In a rare political interview, the reclusive Israeli spoonbender Uri Geller has told the press that the power of the paranormal led American troops to fugitive Saddam Hussein's hidey-hole bunker.

Citing the US's paranormal PsyOps program, Geller is unequivocal that a clairvoyant remote viewer told the Pentagon just where to locate the ex-dictator after finding a massive black hole in her offshore bank account that had been awaiting billion dollar transfers from Saddam's Iraqi Oil-for-Fraud program.

The Pentagon has refused to confirm that its $25 million Saddam bounty has now been fully paid up in the form of a series of jet-setting international lecture tours, television interview fees and Yale postgraduate scholarships for Prime Ministerial offspring under the UN's Right to Rove educational program.

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