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Marty Robbins
Joined: 24 July 2008
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20 November 2009

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Funny story: Religious Leaders Concur: Former US VP Dick Cheney is Going to Hell
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Religious Leaders Concur: Former US VP Dick Cheney is Going to Hell

In an unusual show of solidarity, religious leaders around the world representing Christian, Jewish, Muslim and even Buddhist faiths agreed that former US Vice President Dick Cheney is going to hell in his next lifetime. The predictions of eternal...
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Hooded Nude Bill Clinton In XXX Midget Movie Identified By Lewinsky

"That is Bill Clinton!" stated former aide to the president, Monica Lewinsky, according to an unnamed source who didn't want her family to know she watched such movies. Lewinsky is said to have stated, "There's that triple mole on his back near th...
Funny story: Transvestite Obama Impersonator Arrested for Indecent Exposure
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Transvestite Obama Impersonator Arrested for Indecent Exposure

Where is Oprah when you need her? She should have been on hand at the Golden Anum Club on the weekend, when a highly popular Bay Area Obama impersonator, Ivanna Talleywhacker, (his stage name)was arrested for indecent exposure early Saturday morning...
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Will Sarah Palin Be Our Next President?

Sarah Palin, either you love her or hate her. Either way, she stays in the public eye and is actually getting more popular everyday, from the cover of magazines to writing her new book, to resigning as Governor of Alaska. She is ridiculed and she...
Funny story: Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota Toyed with My Banana Says Col. Juan!
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Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota Toyed with My Banana Says Col. Juan!

In a very kinky case of mixed fruit, teenage stars Hannah Montana and Hannah Dakota have been linked to Spoof Pornographer Colonel Juan, the third world's answer to our own Roman Polanski. The Colonel, who never met a press conference he didn't ge...
Funny story: Sarah Palin: "This is Rogue Two to Echo Base do you copy?"
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Sarah Palin: "This is Rogue Two to Echo Base do you copy?"

In a stunning confession, Sarah Palin announced in her interview with Barbara Walters that she got the idea for the name of her new book while watching 'The Empire Strikes Back' with Todd and the kids. "Friday night is movie night at 'Echo Base'..

Funny story: Bloodthirsty tourists must wait to visit the "Torture Chambers of Guantanamo Bay," Obama forgot about them!
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Bloodthirsty tourists must wait to visit the "Torture Chambers of Guantanamo Bay," Obama forgot about them!

Busy shaking hands and kissing babies in Asia, President Obama totally forgot about closing the Guantanamo Bay Torture Chambers! Thousands of blood-thirsty global tourists dying to visit the site are now very upset and are demanding their money ba...
Funny story: Conservatives Disappointed with Palin Book. Thought "Going Rogue" Referred to Wearing Underwear.
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Conservatives Disappointed with Palin Book. Thought "Going Rogue" Referred to Wearing Underwear.

New York, NY: Legions of former Alaska Governor, Sara Palin, supporters reacted with disappointment with her new tell all book, "Going Rogue," according to national opinion polls. The poll of approximately 5,000 self identified conservatives sho...

Funny story: Barack Obama Up Against The Wall In China
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Barack Obama Up Against The Wall In China

President Barack has completed his trip to China and is already denying that he traded the Ford Company for a cancellation of most of our debt. "That's simply not true", stated an aide. "I was there and it was for the state of Montana, but they tu...
Funny story: Speaker Nancy Pelosi claims her government-issued dildo is too small
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Speaker Nancy Pelosi claims her government-issued dildo is too small

Washington, DC - At the recent Women in Politics luncheon, guest speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca) revealed some rather personal information and gave a glimpse of serving in the US House while receiving most of her everyday commodities supplied by the US G...

Funny story: Bernanke announces top ten new ways to stimulate the economy
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Bernanke announces top ten new ways to stimulate the economy

WASHINGTON DC - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced to a small disparate pool of reporters today that due to the weak U.S. economy and labor market a new ten prong approach to placing money in the hands of Joe the Six-pack will be impleme...
Funny story: Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?
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Did John Edward's Mistress, Rielle Hunter, Elect The Winner Of 2008 Presidendial Election?

Press releases from the new book, "The Audacity To Win", claims that John Edwards offered a deal to Barack Obama to deliver southern white voters to Obama and then offered the same deal to Hillary Clinton, if either would name him as their VP candida...
  • View 'The Nude Photos of The First Mama, Michelle Obama Appear To Be Fake'
    The Nude Photos of The First Mama, Michelle Obama Appear To Be Fake
    SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - The president and the first lady were in Shreveport attending the birthday celebration of one of Michelle Obama's cousins TaTaQuisha Fillipity. TaTaQuisha, who turned 21, was recently named Shreveport's Miss Shrimp Gumbo Et...
  • View 'Analysis: 12.9 Million, Not 2.5 Million, Jobs Gained Under Bush'
    Analysis: 12.9 Million, Not 2.5 Million, Jobs Gained Under Bush
    Those who know stats of the US job market are aware of the bitter fact that during the eight years of President George W. Bush, the economy gained only 2.58 million jobs. The main reasons for these bleak numbers are the recessionary, job-losing econo...
  • View 'Palin & Prejean Good & Plenty in 2012'
    Palin & Prejean Good & Plenty in 2012
    I am reporting, because I just made it up, that there are intense discussions going on between Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean about a potential 2012 presidential race. Evidently Palin would lead the ticket and Prejean would be the Vice P. candidate.
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    Zombie Survival Skills Needed
    In Toledo, Ohio, November 15th, 2009, 10 university students at went missing but reappeared 36 hours later. They were not approached with open arms because of their rotting skin and dried blood around their mouths. They went missing around the H1N1...
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    Obama, King of the Free Market?
    From the White House on Friday President Obama released a plan, that he claims will pay for the controversial health care bill passed buy the house of representatives and is awaiting passage from the senate. "The greatest challenge we face in the...