Skoob says: It was a misdiagnosis of H1N1 Swine Flu. It's really the STD---Sniffleless!

Writer Skoob is in a quandry. First, he's sick and at home recuperating. Second, he has to find a way to break bad news to his wife. He received a diagnosis after test results were reviewed by the doctors at National Health. It revealed it isn't the Swine Flu H1N1 that has made Skoob sick, but a rare STD called Sniffleless!

Similar to the sister disease Syphilis, in which the penis is infected and drips uncontrollably, with Skoob's type of STD, it's only his nose dripping uncontrollably.

In fact, his nose drips so much he's tried cigarette filters as a tampon-like device, super glue, and PVC caulking to stem the flow, but still it drips on! Now that he's aware that it's an STD, he has to begin penicillin injections immediately.

The real diificult part is telling his wife about the cause of a sexually transmitted disease that he probably caught while hanging out at all hours down at the Oasis Bar!

The physician did confirm that he probably caught it by sticking his nose in other people's business, and that's exactly what that tart Chamone said to him when she stripped on the backroom table..."See? This is my business end?"

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