Writer Skoob found on top of Katrina Frogpond! Longtime wife is shocked!

Straight from the Bizarro-World, Spoof writer Skoob was found on top of Katrina Frogpond in a startling revelation substantiated by TheSpoof.com website.

Katrina Frogpond, the smokingly-hot writing diva, was once thought to be 'untouchable', but the latest information shows just the opposite...Not only is she touchable, but almost surmountable as well!

According the latest TheSpoof.com writer rankings, Ms Frogpond is ranked at number 46, while the erstwhile hack Skoob is rated at number 6th in the top-writer rankings! Friends are astounded that Skoob was found on top of Frogpond who's considered a 'pro'.

Skoob's wife Hilda, had to be sedated briefly when the news broke. Upon partial composure, Hilda Skoob related to friends her inner-most feelings about the discovery,

"I knew it was her! That nicotine addicted, raven-hair harlot! My poor, poor little Skoobie! The horror! My dear Skoobie boy seduced by a Northlands trollup! When lovey-dovey gets home, I'm gonna cut his goddamn balls off and fry them up with some smelts!"

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