'Shock Jock' Howard Stern interviews her royal majesty Queen Elizabeth!

In a rare interview with American 'shock-jock' Howard Stern, Queen Elizabeth revealed interesting tidbits about her sex life during the 50-plus years of being married to Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

Stern prodded the very controlled Queen to reveal more about herself and her relationship with Prince Philip. Soon after a carefully choreographed striptease by a young colored man, the usually stiff upper-lipped Queen opened up and confessed to Stern that indeed, the she once sucked the Prince's cock way back in 1958!

"It was aboard the royal yacht Brittania when we were anchored off the coast of Quasiland in southern Africa. I was quite aroused from observing all the natives having sex on the beach. I believe the Price said it was some kind of ritual for a head of state or something... Anyway, we were feeling frisky and adventurous, so Philip puts some of our lucious dessert on his manhood and adds some whipped cream and a cherry! Yes, I simply devoured it! "

Stern asked why the she never revisted the Prince's magic island for a second helping and only had one 'go at it' way back in 1958?

"Well we did..Sort of! Soon after, Philip spread a large gob of our finest ice cream on his'rooster', added some chocolate syrup, some imported hazelnuts, and a mountain of whipped cream! Before I could say or do anything, he blurts out, "This looks so good I believe I'll eat it myself!"

Stay tuned for Part III of the Howard Stern Royal Interview.

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