Monday, 31 August 2009
It has emerged today that a lone man tragically died last night whilst attempting to change a duvet cover.
The man, who is not married and does not live with his parents, is thought to not only live alone but to have been alone at the time of the accident.
It has been reported that the man, from Gonerby Village, Lincs, was already near exhausion as he had washed the very same duvet cover just that very afternoon.
A spokeswoman for the Womens Institute is thought to have said that men should not attempt this kind of operation without strict supervision.
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