Nazareth - Messianic zombie figure, Jesus of Nazareth has demanded the whole of Christendon rename 'Good Friday' - 'Goody Friday' in honour of the 2002 Big Brother runner-up Jade Goody.

When asked why he looked just like shyster publicist Max Clit-hoard (87) in a cheap Star Wars costume, "Jesus" greedily mumbled something about recieving a "30% sharing of loaves, fishes and the wedding wine".

One smarmy looking unkind onlooker, whom bore an unmistakable resemblance to the creepy and newly married husband of the future Saint Jade, was heard to drunkenly yet shrilly yell: "Oooh how about changing Easter Sunday in her honour too? How about BEAST-er Sunday?"

Source: Thin Air!

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