Village Plagued By Graffiti To Change Name

Residents living in a graffiti-plagued village in Yorkshire are being asked to consider changing its name to tackle vandals who alter signs in the village.

Twatville, which dates back to Medieval times, has been repeatedly targeted by vandals who change the name to read 'Vagina Town'.

This comes the same week as a Village named 'Lunt' had its sign vandalized to read 'Blunt'.

However, the proposal to change the name has split the village with some residents insisting the vandals should not be allowed to ruin their heritage.

"I like being a Twat," said resident Ben Johnson. "I have always been a real Twat and I want to remain a total Twat. Ask anyone around here. They'll tell you what a Twat I am."

Parish councillor Norman Cox, 94, said: "This village is very, very old and people don't want the name changed. So just fuck off you nosy bastard." Said the Gnarly old Twat.

According to the local website, the area was first documented in 1251 in the Magna Carta where it was referred to as 'Coochie Town'.

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