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First the Beatles now an S Club 7 themed hotel

Written by Duncan Whitehead
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Monday, 4 February 2008

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Hot on the trails of the Beatle themed 4 star Hotel in Liverpool, A Hard Days Night, comes the unrated S Club 7 themed Bed and Breakfast dump, 'The Don't stop Movin'.

The small hotel consists of just 2 bedrooms known as the 'Rachel Steven's Suite' and 'The other six suite' - each room is tackily decorated, with no central heating, no hot water, bed bugs, cockroaches and an obtrusive odor described as a combination of urine, cigar smoke and death.

"I have to say there hasn't been too much interest yet" said owner Timmy Mullett "but after this article I am sure people will come flocking to see it - we offer bed and breakfast." I waited for more - but none was forthcoming "Is that it? Just B and B I asked?" Mullett said it was.

Unfortunately for Mullett, Hotel Guide Books are not being kind. One review simply said 'Shit' another described the concept as 'ludicrous'.

The hotel, if you would like to stay, is located in Galgate, a small village on the outskirts of Lancaster on the A6 - not far from the Plough Inn.

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