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West Ham 2 Millwall 1

Ans that was just the arrests!

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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John Terry 'could quit over captaincy axe'

Shut the door on the way out JT!

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Man handcuffed to goalposts in Premier League match

Be warned John Terry and Harry Redknapp...

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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This sunday - Super Bowl XLVI

aka alphabet soup.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Harry Redknapp 'condemned himself with his own mouth,' says QC

'Hoist by his own petard'

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Susan Boyle to sing for the Queen

On condition she don't bring her fella, Piers Morgan with.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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David Beckham sent off at 'kids match'

Found his level.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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'6 inches of snow this weekend' **


oooh matron!

** Daily Express headline... Saturday 4th feb 2012

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Lottery winners defend benefit claims

"£10.5 million don't get you far these days"

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Cher Lloyd: I was driven to hell and back

She only popped out to buy a pint of milk.

written by radiogagger, 04 February 2012
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Undercover police to patrol in Uk cinemas.

The price of popcorn in Uk cinemas has forced the illegal sales by dealers in cinemas at a fraction of the price, police say they will arrest anyone found in the possesion of popcorn.

written by Glen Jacobs, 04 February 2012
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Gadaffi is alive rumour gains pace

Gadaffi is alive in US and is in fact actor Mickey Rourke.

written by aydi, 04 February 2012
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Taliban will retake control of Afghanistan

Secret files reveal Taliban will retake control of Afghanistan when NATO troops withdraw.

"Tell us something we don't know!"

written by Inchcock, 04 February 2012
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"Wild thang!"

Little Eddie Milipeed slams bonus, bust, bailout culture, 'right on tiger' you tell 'em.....kick some botty!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 February 2012
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Assey Law!!

Summer riots text man jailed for three years...4 x known terrorists sentenced, but out in six years...yes folks, British Justice at it's best!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 February 2012
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Buoy, Oh Buoy!

British man goes overboard on Caribbean Cruise, the perils of getting over excited at getting a cheap Thomsons cruise deal?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 February 2012
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"Come On Down,The Price Is Right!"

Failed sex change fruitcake Mary Portas,supported by this truly mentally challenged Government offering 'money prizes' if you can come up with ideas to save dying high streets...'Monty Python Lives'!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 February 2012
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Speeding drivers should get fines of up from £100

31 Feb 0212: To raise cash for crime victims, Ken Clarke said last night.

"Well yer... lets make it fines from £5000? Why not"

written by Inchcock, 04 February 2012
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Star Jones Knows Her Pastries

Star Jones who has really started to pack on the pounds stated that she will be the hostess of A&E's America's Biggest Damn Cupcakes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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Who Really Cares About Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump

Donald Trump endorsing Mitt Romney makes about as much sense as someone inviting Hitler to a Bar Mitzvah.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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The Celebrities Were All Kind Of On The Shy Side

A FOX Network spokesperson revealed that plans for their new show Celebrity Cellulite have been scrapped since the producers could not get even one celebrity who was willing to appear on the show.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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Paula Abdul May Be Making Yet Another Comeback

Paula Abdul, who was recently fired by Simon Cowell from X-Factor, has been asked to interview for the host's job on the new Bravo reality singing show titled, 1,2,3, Sing Your Vocal Chords Off!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 04 February 2012
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Austerity Britain pigs out on pork

The Times: Austerity Britain has swapped beef for pork, causing sales of the white meat to jump, according to Cranswick.

"Well this UK OAP, would like to afford pork!"

written by Inchcock, 04 February 2012
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Threat from new virus-infected emails which take over your PC even if you DON'T open their attachments!

Daily Mail: The user will not even be warned this is happening - the only message that appears is 'loading'.

"Oh shit!"

written by Inchcock, 04 February 2012
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Dubai to lower Drinks Allowance

The Arab country of Dubai give westerners a drinks allowance. However, this is to be lowered from March when it turned out that not even Paul Gascoigne could drink his allowance.

written by IainB, 03 February 2012
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Food Pushers asked to move on

Police have asked Food Pushers who stand outside Weight Watchers meetings selling hotdogs and pies have been asked to stop by police. "It's not illegal," the police said. "But it is naughty."

written by IainB, 03 February 2012
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John Terry stripped of England captaincy

That was one hell of a stagnight.

written by radiogagger, 03 February 2012
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Top Totty beer banned from Parliament bar

Banning the politicians might be a better move...

written by radiogagger, 03 February 2012
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Energy Secretary resigns over speeding cover-up allegations

Does being energy secretary involve drinking lots of red bull?
Perhaps that's what made him speed??

written by radiogagger, 03 February 2012
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Reuters staff vote for first strike in 25 years

You'll have to rely on twitter and the spoof for your made up news that day

written by radiogagger, 03 February 2012
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MI6 place advert for new staff

Well that's my excuse for buying the sun and i'm sticking to it.

written by radiogagger, 03 February 2012
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Classic Sun front page headline

'I slept with 1,000 men - but i used to be a man myself'

I feel so silly - how did i not notice? Especially the second time.

written by radiogagger, 03 February 2012
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Sun editor to be questioned by Leveson over Page 3 girls.

"You prefer real or plastic?"

written by radiogagger, 03 February 2012
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130 million tweets a day are not worth reading say researchers

Mentioning no names Katie Price, Natasha Giggs, Imogen Thomas, cast of TOWIE etc etc etc

written by radiogagger, 03 February 2012
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Italy sues Germany for losing WW2

"Hitler failed to keep his promise to give us North America when he ruled the world. All we have is New York and Las Vegas." said attorney preparing class action on behalf of every citizan.

written by Exislanda, 03 February 2012
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CNN declares war on Eyeran.

Unrelated statements from us, Isreal? and Eyeran have been cut & pasted.
According to CNN, Isreal? will hit Eyeran next week and Eyeran will quickly retaliate against us!
Solidad's job is secure!

written by Exislanda, 03 February 2012
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If I ruled the World - Romney and Facebook?

MITM is reportedly buying out Facebook shares in his bid to be President of the World.
With over 600,000,000 members (all prone to gaffs & contextural errors in their posts) is he on a winner?

written by Exislanda, 03 February 2012
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Covert French Operation innit?

Legionnaires kill three Britons in Spain...were they spies or are these rogue French Foreign Legion operatives?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 February 2012
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Saturday 3rd Feb: Four inches of snow to fall across Britain

There's a white weekend in store! Four inches of snow to fall across Britain tomorrow as the temperatures plummet to -12c!

"Shit!"

written by Inchcock, 03 February 2012
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The New Ford Fiesta Econetic

The Times: Can you drive the Fiesta Econetic to match claimed of 78mpg on the Combined cycle then you're a better man than me. I got 55mpg on a mixed driving.

Mind you it costs only £10,985 to buy!

written by Inchcock, 03 February 2012
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Hash point machines to be installed in Amsterdam.

Hash point machines were customers are given a hash point card to withdraw hash are to be installed in Amsterdam high streets, but some users fear they could go overdrawn.

written by Glen Jacobs, 03 February 2012
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Redbull accidently sponsors rival drinks company.

Energy drinks giants redbull today said they will vet more closely at who it sponsors after it emerged they accidently sponsored a rival drinks company.

written by Glen Jacobs, 02 February 2012
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#4 wife at Gazebo on the Lake?

Inside source leak, Las Vegas: Newt to divorce 3rd wife, to marry Mrs Gingnotsorich 4!
He was knocked out by Floridian Mitty Romney last week.
Maids of Honor to be Paula Ronn and Ricaria Sanatorium.

written by Exislanda, 02 February 2012
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EGYPTIAN FOOTIE

Violence flares in Cairo after football deaths, one hell of a quick re-match eh!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 February 2012
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Don't Cry For Me Argentina

Prince William arrives in the Falkland, how bloody nice for him...cheap deal via Thomsons was it Willie?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 February 2012
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Mark Kennedy Affair Leads Police To Withdraw Other Undercover Officers

'We will be recalling Nick Clegg with immediate effect,' said a spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police. 'We have, however, already gained invaluable information about Tory plans.'

written by Swan Morrison, 02 February 2012
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BBC presenters are "wankers" claims US comic!

US stand-up comic, Dave Fulton, called Bill Turnbull and Sian Williams wankers on the BBC breakfast bore today. Sian apologised to the OAP's watching, but Bill agreed, after all he is a "tosser"

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2012
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Vote:

Who do you admire most of the GOP candidates?
Or do you prefer the American public who refuse to vote for these clowns.

written by Exislanda, 02 February 2012
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'Escaped Large Cats Association' Admit To Gloucestershire Deer Killings

'We wild cats are out there in the English countryside,' said a spokescat. 'We want to be left in peace, but will target livestock until those who need to get a life, return to chasing poltergeist.'

written by Swan Morrison, 02 February 2012
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Duke Of Cambridge To Undertake Tour Of Duty As RAF Pilot In Falklands

'It's great royal PR,' said a Palace spokesman. 'It would've been better if he'd done the Bin Laden and Somalia missions with US Navy Seal Team Six, but he's done a hell of a lot better than his dad.'

written by Swan Morrison, 02 February 2012
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