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Opinion Pool

Dive in a get the opinion you want.

written by j.w., 15 April 2014
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Michael Moore's Latest Film in Current Previews

Conspiracy sniffer-head Moore has cinematically digitized his latest gambit to expose a secret scheme in the baking industry. His Rotundity's new film is entitled "Wall Street Tookover My Twinkies!"

written by Trinculoman, 15 April 2014
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McCain Calls "Blood Moon"....

...another example of Russian aggression. Demands troop deployment to halt Red Menace.

written by Jack Van Gump, 15 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1270

Snoops: The cleanest air in the world is at the North Pole but not when Santa returns and all the reindeer farts begin. Then it's in Tasmania.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1269

Snoops: The biggest hummingbirds weigh less than a quarter yet weigh more than a thousand dollar bill!

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1268

Snoops: Many U.S. political leaders sat that the fact that few older people are dying ruining social security. AARP says they are against forcing older people to die.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Florida woman says bears dragged her from garage

Between the gators, snakes and bears, we're thinking of leaving.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Journalist Wearing Google Glass Claims He Was Attacked

Device Smashed In SF Mission District. Others vow to smash any hidden cameras.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Teacher who 'ordered a hit' on 7th grader gets fired

Wanted six 8th Grade boys to beat kid up!

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1267

Snoops: In the song "Me and Bobby McGee" the lyrics are "Dirty red Bandana", not "Dirty red Banana!"

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1266

Snoops: The number one phobia in America? A spider Clown.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1265

Snoops: Your feet grow bigger during the day but not your hands. No one knows why.

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True Facts From Snoops #1264

Snoops: In three different episodes of "Barnaby Jones", other actors slipped up and called Buddy Epson "Uncle Jed".

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1263

Snoops: NASA has found evidence of piss on the moon. They are questioning astronauts. "Who or what did it? Why is it still there?"

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1262

Snoops: The wild antics of Chief Crazy Horse pretty much overshadowed his less colorful brother, Chief Stupid Ass!

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Pulitzer Prize winners announced

And here they are receiving their prize: Sorry, The Spoof video seems to be down temporarily. Try later.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Coney Island amusement rides open for the summer

Snow predicted in the forecast! Freeze later in week?

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Nurses in Britain 'stretched to breaking point'.

"We have to make up for all the docs that left here and are still leaving."

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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IRS chief: New rule on way for tax-exempt groups.

"Or should I say, FORMER tax exempt groups?"

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Obama has Proposed 442 Tax Hikes Since Taking Office.

"Let me tell you how it will be. There's one for you, nineteen for me. 'Cause I'm the taxman. Yeah, I'm the taxman."

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Double Dutch or just plain green!

The Dutch have started illuminating their streets with green neon paint hoping to attract aliens looking for Koffie Shops!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2014
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Little-Known Legal Challenge That Could Torpedo Obamacare

It's so little known that I haven't a clue. However, there are about six challenges that will have to be ruled on. So ObamaCare doesn't look very stable at this point.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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First Hurricane Named

The first Hurricane according to the Weather Channel will be called, "A-Hole". "We need improvement in our ratings!"

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Still Another Sign Economy Down

More than 25,000 prostitutes say they are out of work. All 25,000 located in college towns. "We can't compete with it being free."

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Another Sign Economy Worsening

Case Knives reports that they had cut over 300 workers at factory.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Wisdom of King Rootin Tootin #63

"A penny saved is a penny earned. I never could understand that one. Of course it comes from the Scots with their pennies. And, of course, I've never worked for a penny in my life."

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Wisdom From King Rootin Tootin #62

I told the Queen that the workers need bread. She says that they have been breeding too much already.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Wisdom From King Rootin Tootin #61

"Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. I just wish I had a purpose. Where the Queen wishes she had a purchase every day! What is it now?"

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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More Stay-At-Homes Than Ever

More Mom and Dad Stay-At-Home couples than ever according to polls. Flimsy reason: Looking for a job openings on computers.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Rare Tiny Chinese Cup Auctioned for $36 Million

Before discovery it was being used as cat food dish.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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General Motors Recalls Car Rentals

General Motors has recalled thousands of cars of all makes that have been rented. Wherever you are, go to a GM Rental establishment and pick up a Segway to return home.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Food Stamp Recipients Outnumber Women Who Work Full-Time.

Welfare recipients outnumbering workers looks bad for the economy. Taxes to increase?

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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'Rats the size of cats are invading our cities!'

Two-foot long giant rodents that are immune to poison are found feeding from bins across Britain. Real rats, not politicians.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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UEFA kicks Ukrainian teams out of Champions League!

Ukrainian teams will not be allowed to play Champions League next season because UEFA needs the gas to sponsor their competition and the Ukraine has none!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2014
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Russian tanks roll over Ukraine!

Putin has sent his tanks in and they are now rolling over the Ukraine, Obama asked him not too but thought, "It's a gas" and that's more important than a Ukraine without gas!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2014
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Liverpool yobs stone City snobs!

"Stone the Mancs," they screamed as Liverpool yobs attacked a bus carrying the Light Blues and not the Reds. Just goes to show how desperate life is when there's no Red Mancs left to roll over!

written by Jaggedone, 14 April 2014
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Dwarf planet found in our solar system

"Looks like little people walking around, building things, twerking", say astronomer.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Today in History #15

1948 - US performs atmospheric nuclear test at Enwetak. Many families attend bringing picnic supplies.

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Today in History #14

1341 - Sad Sack of Saluzzo (Italy) defeated by Italian-Angevine troops under Manfred V of Saluzzo.

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Today in History #13

1191 - 85-year old Giacinto Bobo Theoclownus becomes Pope Coelestinus III

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Today in History #12

1028 - German emperor Conrad II the Sailor crowns his son Henry III, better known as 'Popeye' king.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Today in History #11

193 - Lucius Septimus Bodegas Farticus Severus crowned emperor of Rome.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Today in History #10

In 1965, the state of Kansas hanged Richard Hickock and Perry Smith for the 1959 murders of four members of Herbert Clutter's family. Among those in the crowd, Truman Capote.

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Today in History #9

In 1964, conservationist Rachel Carson, author of "Silent Spring," died of Malaria in Silver Spring, Md., at age 56.

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Today in History #8

In 1939, the John Steinbeck novel "The Wrath of Grapes" was first published by Viking Press. The title was change for the second printing.

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Today in History #7

In 1910, Pres. Taft became the 1st U.S. chief executive to throw the ceremonial first pitch at baseball game as the Washington Senators beat the Philadelphia Athletics 3-0, their only win that season.

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Today in History #6

In 1828, the first edition of Noah Webster's "American Version of the Way of English Talking" was published. Title changed later.

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Today in History #5

In 1775, the first American society for the abolition of slavery was formed in Philadelphia. Only 90 years later, it was accomplished.

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Today in History #4

Soviets to withdraw from Afghanistan, 1988. United States, others lusting over all that sand and rock.

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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Today in History #3

U.S. fliers in first dogfight over western front, 1918. Snoopy in dogfight with the Red Baron!

written by Bureau, 14 April 2014
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