Latest spoof news snippets
Showing the very latest breaking spoof news snippets. You can use the calendar on the right to browse through the most recent breaking news snippets.
Computer Virus responds to Placebo
A Computer Virus has responded to a Vitamin Pill Writeable Disk.. ...The Disk, is in fact a Placebo, posing as an Anti-Viral Drug , but must be Cloud Compatible , and is only effective for 30-days
Beards to be taxed in another Austerity Measure
In yet another bid to raise taxes, the Irish Government is to tax the many beards on show in Ireland. Bushier beards are to be taxed at the higher rate of 103%
Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!
A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head
"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
Direct Debits now to include non - Human customers
A Snowman has had his Direct Debit set - up with a London Bank, even though he may melt before March 2015.
People of Africa to donate 'gagging ' funds
The people of Africa wish to send cash to the 'Band - Aid 30' Singers , in the hopes that this might stop them singing
Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!
Without any Mercedes Benz know-how Lewis Hamilton has just been crowned "World Fastest Designer Beard Champion". He has a special trimmer in the form of a Siamese cat who licks him after every race!
Temple University Kicked Out of American Athletic Conference Due to Association With Bill Cosby
The American Athletic Conference announced today that since Temple University is so closely associated with Bill Cosby, they are being expelled from the league.
Washington DC Discusses Giant Crack Pipe Monument to Mayor Barry
The citizens of Washington DC, in a spate of nostalgia over the death of its former mayor Marion Barry, couldn't decide if his monument should be a coke spoon or a red light bulb.
Fugitive bighorn sheep decapitated by LA hit-and-run driver
Damned beheading jihadis now kerbcrawling all over Los Angeles looking for some pervy fun
Woman rescued from IS camp cooked for jihadis
Mostly from the Jihadi Cannibal Cookbook of spare limb recipies, guess the bastards have to do something with all those amputations, eh?
Miley Cyrus is Mad at Kim Kardashian for Posing Nude
"Who does she think she is, me?" said Miley.
New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!
The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!
ISIS is not headless!
Rebel fighters fighting ISIS have confirmed the fact that they are not a bunch of headless chickens, however, they are a bunch of loony headbangers who love giving head!
Oh, BTW, United have now been reincarnated!
Dead, buried Man United have been renamed Lazarus after a miracle happened in London. They actually beat someone on away terrain and their manager Louis v Gaal has been renamed Jesus in double Dutch
The ghost of Jaggedone is alive!
Ex-Spoof writer, Jaggedone, now a ghostly 'Fata Morgana' has been reincarnated and declared an immortal Spoofer after confirming that people still read his utter crap, WOW!
Kim Kardashian Will Stay Nude and Donate Wardrobe Money to Charity
It will make those skiing trips to Vail a little chilly though.
Feds investigating festive drone sightings in Colorado area
Reports say Santa's using mini airborne sleighs this year on the Colorado Xmas Pot Cookie run
NYPD rookie calls fatal shooting of unarmed man 'accident waiting to happen'
Oh yeah? Guess that's enough for the Governor to call out the National Guard
Mayor De Blasio appoints NYC Human Frights Commission head
Appointment backdated to Halloween.
Obama fun eraser accused of sex with miner
The guy swears they were just mining for uranium deposits together when ine thing led to an udder
Starbucks' to launch 'Christmas Booze - Up '
Starbucks are sick of selling do-good , Fair - Trade coffee....they're gonna hawk Irish 60% Poteen with every flapjack bought between 7.50 AND 8PM every third Monday 'til Christmas...a blast, Man
Wine is good for the blood
Getting plastered on wine is not only acceptable , as it's posh, but also good for the blood, being red and liquid, say experts
Fire Brigade Called To Shopping Mall Bathroom As Hand Drier Pins Woman To Ceiling
A new generation of super-powerful hand driers were criticised yesterday after a woman was blown to the ceiling while drying her face. The Dison Mk.2 Tornado driers were being recalled yesterday.
'One Direction' in wrong direction
Members of band 'One Direction' caused chaos as they drove the wrong way, up a one - direction street, yesterday.
Food is bad for you
Most Food is bad news, say Food Experts, though a certain amount of Food is necessary, in order not to die of Lack of Food
Santa in Smart -phone Scandal
Santa's phone has been tapped, revealing his 'inappropriate ' calls to Kate Middleton , regarding his ''TOY SACK..Ruetterse
State of Utah revives plans to allow firing squad executions
And that's just for dropping litter in public
Obama pardons 5m illegals
Huge flock of Mexican turkeys now safe and secure ahead of annual Thanksgiving dinner cull
Unusual plea of mitigation sees accused plead brainworm contamination
'This guy had a tapeworm in his brain for four years your honor,' his attorney said, "made him think he was United States Presided t."
House GOP sues President for overstepping with ObamaScare
The former Scare-in-the-Community Organiser turned US President is being trawled over hot coals in the DC courts
Cathedrals To Be Used For Easter Egg Production
Chocolate Eggs and even chocolate crosses are to be made by newly appointed egg deacons in Cathedrals across the U.K. Proceeds will go towards roof repairs and mending holes in Bishop's robes.
Bill Cosby Victims Coming Forward at Rate of One Every 15 Minutes
As the number of Bill Cosby assault victims rise, it is now estimated to be at the rate of one victim coming forward every 15 minutes and rising. "Very difficult now to keep track," said a reporter.
Emperor Obama Decrees Amnesty for All Aliens
Barack I has conferred legitimacy on all aliens in US now and forever. Martians celebrate in New York by tentacle waves and zapping the new World Trade Center.Klingons plan a takeover of Miami Beach.
Japan PM Shinzo Abe dissolves parliament
Early reports say he sealed up all the doors and windows, and poured in sulfuric acid.
It is not yet known whether Parliament was sitting at the time.
Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them
Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
Bill Cosby to Star in New Film With Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan, and Michael Richards
NOT sidelined by being shut down on projects by NBC, Netflix, CBC, and his grandchildren's PTA Christmas Program, Bill Cosby announced his new movie will also include Chris Brown & Lance Armstrong.
Bill Cosby Wants to Sit Down and Have a Drink With Everyone Who Thinks He's A Rapist
Once-popular comedian, Bill Cosby, in a lighter vein, said in a Fat Albert voice that he would like to have a drink with everybody who thinks he's a rapist, especially the 19-year-old girls.
Trans-Fats Linked to Worse Memory
Uh, could have sworn I read something sbout this stuff only yesterday but hey, amnesia ain't all it's made out to be
Palestinian terror group claims responsibility for deadly loan shark attack
Usury removal business still thriving on thr Gaza Strip
Miss Honduras and sister found murdered with gunshot wounds
Organisers fear this weekend's Miss World contest about to get very very nasty
Senate Dems reject Keystone XL oil pipeline build bill
Fear 'XL' really means 'extra large' and the new pipe will soon be grossly obese - like many Canadians already
One million guns sold ahead of Ferguson grand jury decision
Folks feel you just can't be careful enough in case they reach the 'wrong' decision
German auctioneer puts Hitler painting on the market
Oil on canvas shows the Fuhrer shooting up skag with Hitler's Pope and Benito Mussolini, priceless composition worth a bob or two
De Blasio tells Hillary to run to the left to secure presidency
Preferably over a cliff, darlin', you Clintons so past your sell-by
FBI planning cosy fireside chat with Mrs Clinton about passing polygraph and stuff
The move follows discovery of the Rose Law Firm's amnesia files, bound to be a vote grabber in the 2016 White House elections
Man busted for ordering Taco Bell drive-thru on his mule
Cops later said No Asses Allowed and fined the guy for trespass
Syrian ambassador bollocks Saudi counterpart at UN
Sounds like kick-off of the notorious annual Holier-Than-Thou season
Giant Hairbag Recall
The recently announced recall of 7.8 million defective hairbags is certain to cast a shadow on the results of the latest national elections.
BBC Criticised For Using Subtitles In Interview with a County Londonderry Blacksmith On Its Countryfile Programme
'Representatives of Irish organisations have telephoned us,' admitted a BBC spokesman, 'to say that the subtitles were unnecessary and offensive - at least we think that's what they said.'