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Trump Denies That He Likes Pee

On a side note, sales of Trump Water have fallen to absolutely nothing.

written by Al N., 15 January 2017
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Portuguese Man o War v German Giant Eagle!

Manchester, 15/01 sees an apocalyptic clash of fallen red giants! Can the Portuguese Man o War repel the German Eagle swooping to reclaim a long lost crown? Red Devils v Red Pretenders, a win, win!

written by Jaggedone, 14 January 2017
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Trump Inauguration Announces It Will Feature "One-Hit-Wonder" Performers for Inauguration Festivities

Lee Greenwood, (God Bless the USA) and 3 Doors Down (Kryptonite) are the latest D-Listers signed.

written by Al N., 13 January 2017
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More 20th Century Celebrities Die

With the passing of Peter Sarstedt, Lord Snowdon and William Peter Blatty in 2017, experts have calculated that within four years no celebrities will remain who anyone over sixty has ever heard of.

written by Swan Morrison, 13 January 2017
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Rudy Giuliani Named Cyber Security Advisor

Learns to turn on his computer.

written by pinkwalrus, 13 January 2017
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US Dems Demand Specific Cabinet Choice

In hearings US Congress Dems demand an Attorney Bleeding-Heart-in-Chief who'll grant status to all illegal aliens and ensure they vote retroactively for Hillary. Only voter ID required is a navel.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2017
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Rocky Trump Horror show opens in Washington!

Trump is determined to act like a seductive Tranny every time he confronts the world's press! Last night was his first performance as Rocky Trump Horror! It was a knock out success & Putin laughed too

written by Jaggedone, 12 January 2017
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Trump Will Rename the Rose Garden the "Pete Rose Garden"

He has also installed a device to make the Oval Office revolve so will call it the Revolving Office.

written by Al N., 12 January 2017
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Meryl Streep Receives Huge Tax Bill And Her House is Repossessed

Trump says that it's not due to her remarks at the Golden Globes, insists it's just a coincidence.

written by Al N., 12 January 2017
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Kremlin's Compromising Trump Files Include Photos of Him Without Toupee

Also, the Kremlin threatened to release details of Trump's 3-day secret marriage to Pam Anderson.

written by Al N., 12 January 2017
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What's In Trump's Folders?

Trump aides jealously guarded the folders during the President elect's news conference and for good reason: it turns out they were the resumes of models "disappeared" by Trump International Talent.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 11 January 2017
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KK robbed at gunpoint in Paris!

KK (name changed for legal reasons) was robbed of 10 kilos of her favorite jewelry in Paris! She thanked the robbers because now she feels 10 kilos lighter, and sod the money, she has enough!

written by Jaggedone, 09 January 2017
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Honey Boo Boo To Sing At Trump Inauguration

The chubby vixen is planning on singing the national anthem Marylin Monroe style.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 09 January 2017
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Bernie bro and Trump supporter find

they are engaged to same Russian troll

written by pinkwalrus, 09 January 2017
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New red caps on order

"Sdelat' ameriki zdorovo snova"

(this platform won't allow for original Cyrillic spelling)

written by pinkwalrus, 08 January 2017
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Trump downsizes White House

Citing concerns for his carbon footprint, Trump plans to move the first family into a smaller building using only solar power.

written by pinkwalrus, 08 January 2017
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New WWF Season Announced

Trump v. Democracy: The Final Smackdown

written by pinkwalrus, 08 January 2017
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GOP pledges consistency

They vow to hold themselves to the same standards they have held the Democrats to: careful vetting of cabinet picks, open investigations of scandals, etc.

The public can just leave it all to them.

written by pinkwalrus, 08 January 2017
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Due to a shortage of performers for the inauguration

Bill Clinton will be playing a saxophone solo.

written by pinkwalrus, 08 January 2017
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Global warming threatens freezing Europe!

Another attack of global warming has descended upon Europe! In fact sitting here in Holland in my swimming trunks with a runny nose is not what they predicted!Let's hope they predict a new Ice Age!

written by Jaggedone, 08 January 2017
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Istanbul Police Tired of "Turkey Hunt" Jokes

"Yes, this is Turkey", sighed Police Chief Mehmet Arqodun, "and we are engaged in a manhunt, and we will shoot on sight, but can't you guys come up with something more creative?"

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 07 January 2017
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Dr Farquar and New Year

Do bailiffs wish everybody a Happy New Year? Contributed by Titas Fukk

Dr Farquar-Smith's comments: Oh yes. You can't take that away from them.

written by Dr Farquar, 04 January 2017
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Trump Wants to End Phone Service in White House and Install Telegraph Instead.

He is also having all the computers removed and replaced with American-made 1950's IBM Mainframes.

written by Al N., 02 January 2017
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If Jesus Were to Return...

He'd be given a Papal Knighthood by Pope Francis... and a gold watch... for services rendered to the Catholic Church.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 December 2016
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UK Trade Unions Vow To Bring Britain To A Standstill

At today's press conference, representatives of UK trade unions were asked why on earth they were behaving like this. 'We don't know,' a spokesman admitted. 'We haven't thought it through that far.'

written by Swan Morrison, 26 December 2016
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Saudis threaten to sell Hillary

Hillary owes the Arabs billions since she can't play for the pay.

They want to sell her to ISIS as a white slave but will first invest in massive plastic surgery.

written by Aspartame Boy, 25 December 2016
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Putting Christ Back in Christmas

Thank God the PussyGrabber-in-Chief is putting Christ back in Christmas . (Just don't let him anywhere near the Virgin Mary.)

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 25 December 2016
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DNC Dufus Duped Again

John Podufus,excampaign mgr.for Hillbot&DNCschlmiel,asked Santafor a cybersecure app,but was duped again via a phishing scam by a Russki icon in red suit&white beard.

written by Trinculoman, 24 December 2016
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Real life hijack becomes fantasy!

When does a real life hijack become reality? Ask Malta airport, they have all the answers...

written by Jaggedone, 24 December 2016
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Trump Comments on Saddam Hussein's Daughter's Endorsement of Him

"Saddam Hussein? Was that the pock-marked guy we took down in Panama?" asked Trump.

written by Al N., 23 December 2016
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Scamatologists Moving to North Korea after Leah Remini Program

We just want to get away from the Suppresive atmosphere and move somewhere where they understand us

written by Al N., 23 December 2016
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What Makes a Radical?

Self-hatred leading to a need for an 'identity'.
What is "identity".
Ego.
What is "ego"?
Conditioning + beliefs + self-delusions.

That's how you get a 'hero', a 'martyr', a tyrant.. an idiot.

written by Auntie Matter, 23 December 2016
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Rowling at Work on Two New Novels

An ounce of crap is crap. A ton of it is still crap.
But, if she keeps churning it out she will convince the sheeple for good that Potter emerged "fully formed" from her own teeming brain. It didn't.

written by Auntie Matter, 23 December 2016
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Jill Stein Petitions the Supreme Count for a Recount of Electoral College Vote

She cited irregularities in the voting and the fact that the delegates had been hacked by the Russians.

written by mikewadestr, 22 December 2016
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At Last... The Truth Revealed

And terribly simple it is; Those who HAVE rule...and those who have NOT are ruled.
Let the asset be property, knowledge, scholarship; it matters not a damn. This is what is happening. Tyranny.

written by Auntie Matter, 22 December 2016
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Rowling to Break Out

Rowling begins new franchises marketing her own fashion label, plus birthday cards, greeting cards, calendars and jewelry based on her drawings. "It's for literature and our investors," she explained.

written by Auntie Matter, 20 December 2016
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Birther Certificate

#BreakingNews: President Barack Obama Admits That Donald Trump's Birther Certificate Is Authentic

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 20 December 2016
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Bill Cosby Camped Out on White House Lawn

Cosby wants a pardon from Obama before his term runs out but no one will tell him Obama's in Hawaii!

written by Al N., 20 December 2016
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Pope Promises Salvation to All Electoral College Members Who Don't Vote for Trump

He also promised that any Trump electors voting for Hillary will receive a free Italian vacation.

written by Al N., 19 December 2016
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Zsa Zsa Gabor RIP; who?

After losing yet another global diva after Prince and Lemmy, the world has lost Zsa Zsa! The only question on people's minds, who was she and what actually did she do? A question only she can answer!

written by Jaggedone, 19 December 2016
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Manchester United sack Mourinho!

The Special One has been sacked by Man United! Sir Alex Ferguson decided to boot him out because he fears he is better than himself and that is forbidden at Utd. Jose kicked a water bottle in anger!

written by Jaggedone, 18 December 2016
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Tomorrow Never Dies?

A U.S. drone " Hemdroid," was seized by Chinese in the South China Sea in international waters.England is sending James Bond to investigate on the HMS Devonshire?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 18 December 2016
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Farewell Aleppo

Aleppo and its irreplaceable relics is now reduced to rubble. 400,000+ dead, the vast majority civilians bombed in their sleep. Both sides claim 'victory'... whatever that might be.

written by Auntie Matter, 18 December 2016
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Luke Piehawker

I was wondering if Luke Skywalker was instead named " Luke Piehawker, "in the new Star Wars movie " Attack of the Hemdroids? "

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 18 December 2016
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Star Wars Attack of the Hemdroids

New Star War movie " Attack of the Hemdroids, " has millions lined up at the box office and Porta Potties with their light sabers?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 18 December 2016
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Trump Wants to Restructure the Electoral College into the Electoral University

Trump becomes the third President to be head of a University, along with Eisenhower and Wilson.

written by Al N., 18 December 2016
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Santa Has Installed New Anti-Drone Devices on His Sleigh This Year

"Those things drove me nuts last year, and no, I won't be giving any drones as gifts" said Santa.

written by Al N., 17 December 2016
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Trump Wants to Change Name of Holiday to "Trumpmas"

"It has a nice ring to it and might be a nice way to thank me for all I've done so far!" said Trump.

written by Al N., 17 December 2016
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Trump Wants to See Jesus Christ's Birth Certificate Before He Sanctions any Christmas Celebrations

"I'm sure it's all in order, but I'm just wondering why we've never seen it" Trump tweeted.

written by Al N., 16 December 2016
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Geldof Condemns EEC

"It is ignoring the wishes of European citizens."

No kiddin' Bob?

Ever hear of the New World Order of which you are but a humble tool... as is your buddy Bono?

written by Auntie Matter, 16 December 2016
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