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Simpsons Show to Kill Off Bart Simpson
"You could say the whole Bart concept was getting old, but actually we just couldn't take Nancy Cartwright's Scamatology ravings any longer" spoke the show's producers.
'Yellow is the new pink', says colour blind Fashionista
Open hunting season declared on flamingoes
Sweden Abandons Search For Russian Submarine
'We won this round,' said Russian President, Vladimir Putin. 'Now Sweden must hide a sub in Russian territorial waters. We are already covering our eyes and counting.'
New reality show to air soon
'Strictly Come Farming' will show the sexy side of silage!
WHO finding shows keeping fit bad for health
Sweat reacting with latex can cause spontaneous combustion
Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site
Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.
North Koreans Line Up For Chance to Be Infected With Ebola Virus
The certain death that infection by the Ebola Virus causes was irresistible to the North Koreans.
John Revolting Objects to Calling Latest Scamatology Event a Gala
"I think saying gay and then la gives people the wrong idea!" said Revolting. "Me too!" said T.C.
Miley Cyrus Cancels Strip Mall Tour When She Finds Out There is No Stripping
Miley assauged her disappointment by walking around Sunset Strip naked.
Fox News Substitutes Trained Chimp for Bill O'Reilly-Few Notice!
But in Bill O'Reilly's defense, it must be stated that the chimp was VERY good.
Hospital cleaning staff spotted cleaning something, sadly it wasn't their hands
A&E Patient gets biscuit with cup of tea in new government NHS spending
Budget airlines to pay staff 'rudeness' bonus
Penny-pinching customers not phased
Santa's Elf shops reindeer
A disgruntled Elf has revealed his harassment by Top Reindeer at Lapland GCHQ. The reindeer execs concerned, sent the Elf antler-based Instagrams and derided his pronunciation of the name : 'Prancer'
Investigation Discovery Air Show Where Spouse Doesn't Kill Unsuspecting Partner
Investigation Discovery(ID) TV station fooled and angered many of their fans when they aired a show where there was a married couple and neither person killed the other.
"This is weird!" said a fan.
Everybody Pretends Not to Know Tom Cruise
Former star Tom Cruise, who gets booed when viewed on JumboTron, was totally ignored when he walked around the most recent Scamatology meeting wearing a large gold plate he said was a cult medal.
IMF Heads don't trust banks : 'I keep my cash under the mattress', says Christine Lagarde
IMF Whistleblower reveals Tooth Fairy Accounts Audit
Obama... Ordinary like us.
Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...
Xander Harris arrested in Boise, ID
Self-described "vampire slayer wannabe" Xander Harris was arrested in a Boise hotel lobby for trying to "stake" guests while babbling "incoherently" about someone named Buffy who, "told me to do it."
Jennifer Aniston: "I was up to the job"
Before she became famous as the Girl Next Door Who Is Most Likely To, actress Jennifer Aniston earned her living servicing johns. "The porcelain ones," she clarified, "not the horny kind."
Democratic National Committee chair predicts "landslide victory"
DNC chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz predicts a "landslide victory" in next month's midterm elections. "The Republicans are going to win big time!" she said.
Police baffled by mysterious find
Police searching for a missing woman found the remains of a human female that closely resemble her. Mystified, the head of the Missing Persons Bureau admits, "Now, we don't know what to do."
Cruise ship Ebola free--this time
A health worker who potentially put the 4,000 passengers aboard a Carousel Cruise Lines ship at risk for Ebola tested negative. "Next time," she said, "I will try harder."
European Tectonic Plates
The Massif Central Mountain Range of France is eroding at a rate of 190% per month. The National Geographic Society says this is probably a factual error, but don't really care.
Science and Nutrition
Eggs are extremely bad for you , no they aren't , Oh Yes ,they are , after all , says expert
Not True That the Vice President's Son Was Kicked Out of Navy
Hunter Biden, Vice-President Joe Biden's youngest son, was not dishonorably discharged from the Navy due to taking cocaine. It was because he quit because of the low quality of the drugs, said Biden.
Catholic Archbishop Smith Of Southwark Commissions Investigation Into Former Head Of The Arundel And Brighton Diocese
'Bishop Kieran Conry has admitted to a legal, heterosexual relationship with a consenting adult woman,' said Archbishop Peter Smith. 'We see this as a huge leap forward for the Catholic Church.'
Obummer's latest Ebola "protocol"
Reacting to criticism of his administration's handling of the Ebola crisis, Obummer has announced plans to dispatch "swat teams" armed with flyswatters to combat the disease wherever it next appears.
Bill Murray to Do a Sequel to Groundhog Day: Bill Murray to Do a Sequel to Groundhog Day
Bill Murray has announced that he will do a sequel to Groundhog's Day. Bill Murray has announced that he will do a sequel to Groundhog's Day.
Runaway teens want to come home after joining ISIS
Two Austrian teenage girls who left home to join ISIS want to return home. "Beheading people isn't as fun as we thought it would be," one whined. "It's messy," the other agreed, "and sort of gross."
Martha Stewart on Gweneth Paltrow's need to change lifestyle brand name
After visiting Gweneth Paltrow's lifestyle advice blog, Goop, Martha Stewart advised her would-be competitor to rename it. "A more fitting title," Stewart fumed, "would be Poop."
Obama Importing Deadly Communicable Diseases
BREAKING NEWS! President Obama has decided to import deadly communicable diseases for the purpose of population control.
Leaders react to plan for Election debate.
Little Ed Milipeed has shite himself..again.
Clegghorn-Foghorn has booked three weeks in the Sychelles.
Do-nothing-Dave has placed an order with Pampers.
Nasty Nigel ordered 24 crates of real ale!
Colony of venomous spiders 'drives NYC first family from home'
No wonder Bill de Blasio's family moved to the official mayoral residency, Gracie Mansion, pity the poor tenants now living in his infested Park Slope house
Coast Guard checking JFK for Ebola
Fears the dead president's coffin is leeching the virus a big concer say Feds
Top admin tangled in Catholic school sex scandal stripped of athletic duties
No more playing Blind Man's Buff in the showers with the girls
Putin ready to break out the blow torch and rave
Next month's freebasing and crack cocaine party at the Kremlin will his first since rehab
Susan Sarandon breaks silence on 18 year-old boyfriend
He has the most advanced lingual muscles - uh, skills! - I've ever encountered the 69 year-old scraggy couger said today
Bianca Jagger launches new online charity auction
Pics show she's flogging off loads of dreary old tat to fund her flagging human frights foundation.
UKIP Celebrates Another Constiuency Victory
Glastonbury- Nigel Farrage touted the victory for UKIP here. Newly elected MP Arthur Pendragon CBE will represent this constituency in the battle against the cozy cartel of elite front benchers.
Gweneth Paltrow orgasms upon meeting Obummer
At a fund raiser, "actress" Gweneth Paltrow told President Obummer, "You're so handsome; I wish I were 162 million people, so my love for you could offset your negative ratings among other Americans!"
Supreme Court says it's okay to be gay
The US Supreme Court has decreed that Americans have the right to be gay. The Constitution, they ruled, implies this, just as it does rights to abortion, Obamacare, and anything else politicians want.
CNN layoffs loom
Unable to compete with Fox News, CNN has announced the layoff of its news crews. "From now on," owner Ted Turner says, "we just do human interest stuff and other fluff."
League: Kaepernick's behavior "sexist"
49er's quarterback Colin Rand Kaepernick was "reprimanded" and "fined" for wearing pink Beats headphones in support of the NFL's "Love the Boobies" breast cancer awareness campaign.
'There Are Too Many Foreigners In France,' Says French President Nicolas Sarkozy
'We've bin sayin' that for years,' agreed a typical English tourist. 'For a start, it's full of the French.'
The writing is on the wall
Cave art dating back 40,000 million years discovered......'Dave is a wanker!'
BBC receives Eastenders Furniture Complaint
The Kitchen Table on which Linda Carter was raped speaks out, claiming that Dean later returned and varnished it's surface without consent before promising that he wouldn't tell
Ebola 'Spread Through Telepathy'
Experts claim that merely thinking about the virus can trigger an epidemic