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Kim Jong un Has His Computer Gold Plated

Kim Jong un's fantastic incredibly fast and up to date Commodore 64 computer has been gold plated and encrusted with diamonds to make it the best computer in the world.

written by Auntie Jean, 22 December 2014
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.

written by Trinculoman, 21 December 2014
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Clooney mistaken for crew in Downton cock - up

An admin oversight led George Clooney to be listed as a 'runner', in the 'Downton Abbey' Christmas Episode Credits. The credit doesn't even get his name right, listing him as : 'Gerry Cloone.'

written by Ella Davide, 21 December 2014
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Wills and Kate just like other trendy parents

The Prince and his wife have bought a 3 - wheeled , pony - driven carriage for Baby George. Maclaren delighted

written by Ella Davide, 21 December 2014
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North Korea Seeks Joint Probe With US On Sony Hack

'Grave consequences will follow if America rejects our inquiry plan,' said Pyongyang, 'or if they screen "The Interview" or do anything that leads Kim Jong-un to stamp his feet and throw a tantrum.'

written by Swan Morrison, 20 December 2014
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Christmas Shoppers Spend £1.2bn On 'Panic Saturday'

Retailers are bracing themselves for a final shopping onslaught on Christmas Eve or 'Oh my God, it's Christmas Day tomorrow, why didn't anybody warn me?' Wednesday.

written by Swan Morrison, 20 December 2014
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ISLE OF WIGHT NEWS

Invasion of French Clams smells of garlic . ''And I dare say they they're promiscuous too '', says local who's never been to France.

written by Ella Davide, 19 December 2014
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Santa's a git , says embittered brother

'He sees you when you're sleeping, knows when you're awake,been bad or good , total Control Freak'', says Darren Claus

written by Ella Davide, 19 December 2014
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Queen freaks Dame Helen out

The Queen's voice has been dubbed over Helen Minner's , in a box set DVD of 'Prime Suspect'. MI5 puts it all down to
'A Palace Butler in need of funds'

written by Ella Davide, 18 December 2014
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Christmas Day Soaps to feature dramatic non - events

Eastenders Christmas Episodes will break ground this year. No-one will be murdered or return from the dead....instead there will be Scrabble - Based tiffs, a trifle - induced tantrum and a Power - Cut

written by Ella Davide, 18 December 2014
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Richard the 3rd jock strap found

Richard the 3rds jock strap has been discovered in an ASDA drain. The find proves that Royalty are, in fact, human and have nether regions, just like Commoners.

written by Ella Davide, 18 December 2014
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.

written by Ella Davide, 18 December 2014
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Sony to Open "The Interview" in Iran

In a surprise move, the Sony Corporation has announced that they will now be opening their beleaguered film in Iran. "Let Iran fight it out with North Korea.It's a win-win!" said a Sony spokesperson.

written by Al N., 18 December 2014
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Terrorist Orphans Threaten to Shut Down "Annie"

The Guardians of Paternity threatened to carpet movie theaters with dirty diapers if they dare to open that affront to orpans, the new movie Annie.

"As if one wasn't enough!" spoke a GOPer.

written by Al N., 18 December 2014
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Hogwarts Academy Hires Bill Cosby as New Potions Teacher

Harry Potter's school, the Hogwarts Academy, has announced that they will be hiring Bill Cosby as their new potions master."Dr. Cosby has been known to cook up some mean potions!" said the Headmaster.

written by Al N., 18 December 2014
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Obama Outsources Legislative Branch To Mumbai Management Firm

The administration has high hopes for successful governance. Congress, deeply involved with itself, has not noticed the change.

written by The Ruling Authority, 18 December 2014
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NIAGARA FALLS IS MOVING

The city of Chicago, in an attempt to calm everybody down, has purchased Niagara Falls. "We are going to put it right next to Wrigley Field!" Exclained the mayor.

written by Ray Bellew, 18 December 2014
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Spoof Writer Accosted by Bill Cosby

Cal Jennings claims to have been sexually abused by Bill Cosby. Hopes to get his million.

written by Cal Jennings, 17 December 2014
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Christmas Truce will feature football

Football Clubs all over England will stop the inaction and boredom of a typical match and devote 20 mins to the game actually being played. Dec 2014

written by Ella Davide, 16 December 2014
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Vladimir Putin in Red Chair

Mr Putin took a night flight ,thinking it was to bring him to Red Square. Instead he found himself in Graham Norton's Red Chair, London. His story of Selfies in a Minsk toilet dlighted the audience

written by Ella Davide, 16 December 2014
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diplomatic Incident may occur, over Pastel Shade Nuance

Foreign Journalist deported for calling Duchess' Dress 'Yellow ', not 'Commonwealth Lemon'.

written by Ella Davide, 16 December 2014
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.

written by Ella Davide, 16 December 2014
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Update On Ruble And Feather Race

Houston: The feather has landed. The Russian ruble continues to fall…

written by K.C. Bell, 16 December 2014
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Thierry Henry: Former Arsenal and France striker retires from football

He plans to make a bit to join the France Handball team for the Rio Olympics.

written by John_L, 16 December 2014
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Not What you Think at All

CCTCT or the compulsion to disprove conspiracy theory has been officially diagnosed as a psychological ailment by the World Psychiatric Association in service to the New World Order. A new drug called Serenity has been introduced to combat it.

written by Auntie Matter, 16 December 2014
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At last, Fakebook dismisses 'dislike' button as far too vegetative

Uh, negative?

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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WTF 'Chris Christie crushed on Twitter'?

Maybe the guy got squished in between two giant cyber trucks

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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New road rage pill a winner

Little ampoule of cement/charcoal mix soon stops any urges to abuse fellow motorists

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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Sydney Gunman 'Was Out-On-Bail Serial Pervert'

Sydney Arthur Gunman - not to be confused with the Sydney gunman in the Cafe siege

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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UKIP drip whipped for lip slip

A UKIP candidate withdrew from election today after apparently racist comments.

Jim Hitler explained, "I'm not a racist. I was suffering from back pain - the leading cause of racist outbursts."

written by CaptainSausage, 15 December 2014
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Chinese Billionaire bids for The Alps

Ling Wai Hi , Shanghai Billionaire , has put in a bid to buy the Alps.''They weren't up for sale , but now everyone wants to buy 'em ', says The Eu

written by Ella Davide, 14 December 2014
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No Room at the Inn for Christmas Shoppers

A pregnant woman and her common law partner have been refused accommodation by a London Hotel.''The couple's request to stable a donkey was against Health & Safety'', says the Hotel Management

written by Ella Davide, 14 December 2014
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Post Black Friday order backlog causes Santa Melt down

Santa has checked into the Ropiry Clinic, due to Seasonal
Delivery Affective Disorder. ''Santa is very tired and is looking at a new career , perhaps in Winter - Sport Punditry'', say Aides

written by Ella Davide, 14 December 2014
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"Please... Don't Let Them Torture Me!"

So pleads ex-U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney in a live video broadcast last night shortly after he was abducted by Al Qaeda.

written by Auntie Matter, 14 December 2014
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Kissinger Celebrates Birthday

Henry Kissinger celebrates his 119th birthday at Masonic playground Bohemian Grove. George W. Bush cuts cake.

written by Auntie Matter, 14 December 2014
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Paparazzi Shocked As Christmas Prince George Photos Reveal He Looks Like A Normal 16 Month Old Child

Paparazzi clamouring to get photos of wealthy 16 month old baby Prince George were astounded when they found their cameras had recorded that Prince George was a normal 16 month old toddler.

written by Auntie Jean, 14 December 2014
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Christmas Appears To Be Approaching

Evidence of the stealthy approach of Christmas is mounting, with reports coming in to our Christmas reporters' buildings of Tweets and Facebook pages suggesting its likely date as December 25th.

written by Auntie Jean, 14 December 2014
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Photos Of Prince George Published To Reward Press For Not Publishing Pictures Of Prince George

Prince William and the Duchess of Kate have supplied our royal baby department with carefully photoshopped photos of Prince George as a reward for not publishing Paparazzi photos of Prince George.

written by Auntie Jean, 14 December 2014
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Where's best to watch the spectacular Geminid meteor shower?

Probaby in NASA CEO's private ensuite bathroom!

written by queen mudder, 13 December 2014
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Russian military jet nearly collides with Swedish Mile High Club plane

Pilot Sergei Rasputin says he almost dislocated an eyeball looking at those nude ''Swedish Exercises" in Coach

written by queen mudder, 13 December 2014
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Tractors now all the rage

To be considered a true hipster now requires parking a tractor anywhere in Hackney.But the tractor must have muddy wheels

written by Ella Davide, 13 December 2014
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Anti and Pro anti - water Charge protests

Irish Protests against Irish Protests against Water Charges
are confusing matters. Just what the Government wants

written by Ella Davide, 12 December 2014
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Nigel Farage has children!

Further evidence of Nigel Farage's fascist leanings have come to light when it was revealed his children are called Zeke and Kyle.

written by IainB, 12 December 2014
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Royal Corgis Now Go To Bathroom On Servants

As the days in Buckingham Palace get shorter. a new solution to doing a number two has been found. An army of "Poo Servants" has been hired to lay down instantly for the corgis to crap on.

written by Auntie Jean, 12 December 2014
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NBA's Lebron James Now Has a New Nickname

NYC-After meeting the Royal Cambridges post-game,James has been dubbed "The Rude and Intrusive Paw" for breaking protocol and wrapping his mit around the Duchess.Lebron couldn't keep his Paw in check.

written by Trinculoman, 12 December 2014
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Santa's Elf writes 'naughty ' blog

One of Santa's Junior Elves was bored and started a blog which includes a recipe for ''Reindeer Nuggets''.

written by Ella Davide, 11 December 2014
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Action Steps

Steps Taking Action Steps to Implement Pre-plan Thwarted by Action Plan

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 11 December 2014
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Waterboarding Works!

CIA Director John Brennan, Under Waterboarding Administered by the Senate, Admits That Torture Is a Bad Idea

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 11 December 2014
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Pelosi And Reid Just Revealed Democrats' 2015 Strategy - Free Lobotomies

House minority leader Pelosi has been careful to stipulate when Republicans need Democrat votes to pass legislation, Dems can't completely thwart the GOP's aspirations. She will offer FREE lobotomies!

written by Heeke, 11 December 2014
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Porridge Tankers To Pump Porridge Into Troughs For Poor Who Can't Cook

Arrangements are being made for porridge troughs to be built outside Westminster so that Lady Jenkin can herd starving people who can't cook towards the healthy but revolting substance.

written by Auntie Jean, 11 December 2014
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