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Trump Tweets That Global Warming is Hillary and Obama's Fault

"Once we recognize the REAL culprits behind global warming the sooner we can move on" tweeted Trump.

written by Al N., 26 June 2017
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Trump Visits Great Wall of China, Suggests They Install Solar Panels

"The Mexicans want us to put my Trumpco Solar Panels on their wall" claimed Trump.

written by Al N., 26 June 2017
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Trump Bans Guns for Democrats

"Democrats will want to use guns once they see the programs we have planned," admitted Trump.

written by Al N., 24 June 2017
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Trump to Ban Periodic Table of Elements

"Everyone wants to have an element named Trumpium, and until there is, the table is tabled!" -Trump

written by Al N., 24 June 2017
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Trump Bans Ghettos

"I think all the poverty, the crime and drug dealing is in the ghetto so we are banning ghettos."

written by Al N., 24 June 2017
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Non-Wankers unite!

A non-wanking website is gaining in popularity and is offering males, not females, how not to become a 'Tosser'! Sadly BOJO failed miserably after ignoring their advice!

written by Jaggedone, 24 June 2017
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Chinese toothpick plague!

Chinese kids have caused a dental plague in China by shooting used toothpicks with toothpick crossbows! The disease is spreading rapidly because Chinese adults cannot pick their teeth anymore!

written by Jaggedone, 22 June 2017
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Comey Firing Blamed on Auto-Correct

"I couldn't allow some commie to lead the Feral Burro of Instigation!" tweeted El Bendejo in all caps.

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 20 June 2017
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D List Comedian Kathy Griffin Finds New Gig in Remote Venue

Griffin scored what looks like a perma-gig in Nontetepapandia- former French African colony. Kathster will serve,Salome-like, as slave to the King, serving up roasted heads for court consumption.

written by Trinculoman, 19 June 2017
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Trump Denies Existence of Comey Tapes

"Who uses tapes any more?" he asked. "USB sticks are where it's at!"

written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 18 June 2017
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Bees instead of sex on the backseat of your Nissan!

Coitus interruptus took on a new meaning as a swarm of honey making bees annexed the backseat of a Nissan in Hull. Normally "bees knees" sex is sweet but; making both can be a sticky experience!

written by Jaggedone, 13 June 2017
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Trump Says He Will Re-Join the Paris Climate Control Agreement on One Condition

"When it is renamed the Trump Climate Control Agreement, the U.S. will join again," said Trump.

written by Al N., 12 June 2017
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May is hung without her balls!

May is not a replica of Maggie because Maggie had balls, Theresa's are hung, drawn, quartered and sucked dry by a bunch of DUP's!

written by Jaggedone, 12 June 2017
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Woman with 10,000 Piercings Says She's Bored

Jennifer Hole lives up to her name. She has 10,000 holes which she has placed in her body over the years to be exact. She says that over the years, she has become increasingly bored.

written by Purple Girl, 11 June 2017
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Green immigrant with a work visa sues for discrimination

A green space visitor with no experience nor college is suing a major corporation over an alleged racist remark made during a job interview. The company said the applicant was too green for the job.

written by Purple Girl, 10 June 2017
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Science Doesn't Have Enough Experience to Predict Global Warming Says Trump

"Superstition has been around much longer and has been doing a great job for centuries" said Trump."

written by Al N., 09 June 2017
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Eric Trump Says Democrats Are "Not Real People"

"If they were real people, they would know, stealing from children's cancer charities is expected!"

written by Al N., 09 June 2017
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Cakes

Teresa May is currently in talks with Channel Four about a presenting gig on The Great British Bake Off. She wants to give a strong and stable foundation to the show's soggy bottom.

written by Ben Macnair, 09 June 2017
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No, anyone but Boris

Boris Johnson was early seen on a zip-wire, heading into an open window at Buckingham Palace, to put his own ideas about a new government to the Queen.

written by Ben Macnair, 09 June 2017
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Trump Wants to Negotiate Treaties Via Twitter

The finished product will be called a "tweaty"

written by Al N., 08 June 2017
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Repercussions in the Twitter Battle Between the Lord Mayor of London and Trump

The World got together and decided to establish the Twitter Patrol.

written by Al N., 06 June 2017
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Changing Of The (mobile phone) Card

Mobile phones in most villages in the Carlisle area are to be replaced with smoke signals as Brexit takes a full tight grip

written by Backandtotheleft, 05 June 2017
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Chastising Chester

Writers in Chester are to be prosecuted for grammatical errors found in news spoofs,.

written by Backandtotheleft, 05 June 2017
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Cows storm ATM in Lancashire!

Moo!

written by Jaggedone, 03 June 2017
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Roger Ailes Starts New Network in Hell

Satan is pleased and Roger gets to audition all the women for the pornography!

written by Al N., 02 June 2017
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Journalists Calling Kim Jong-Un Smarter than Trump

"At least they still want clean air..." said reporters as U.S. withdraws from Paris Accord.

written by Al N., 02 June 2017
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Trump Found Asleep at Wheel of Presidency

After a long overseas trip he needed a rest...

written by XRhonda Speaks, 30 May 2017
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Chris Christie Eats Five Guys

As the "Chickengate" scandal from the 2016 election grows, the New Jersey governor claims he's never even heard of KFC.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 27 May 2017
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Donald Trump Voted 'Least Likely To Succeed' At NATO Meeting

In 2017 Yearbook of attendees Trump was first unanimous winner in that category. It's believed he voted without bothering to read ballot. France's Marcon and Germany's Merkel awarded 'Cutest Couple'

written by GProwler, 26 May 2017
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Trump Thinks Ben Franklin Was A President

The phrase is Dead Presidents and he's the only one I ever see except Presidents Jackson & Hamilton.

written by Al N., 26 May 2017
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Trump Pushes God Out of the Way to Get to the Pope

God was silent. He just pulled a red notebook out of his back pocket and made a few notations.

written by Al N., 26 May 2017
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Melania Trump Pulls Out Knife When Donald Tries to Hold Her Hand

Everyone within hearing range heard her say, "Do it again and I'll cut you!"

written by Al N., 26 May 2017
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Pink Loses Suit Against Manufacturer of "Lick Pink" Gear

"You can't complain about a parody that associates your brand with a sexual act if your brand is already named 'Like Pink,'" said the judge in the case.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 22 May 2017
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No fun being a burger bun on the buses!

UK buses are banning burgers and their owners from boarding! Obese munching burger people take up too many seats and skinnies are being squeezed on to bikes! Terrible for the economy!

written by Jaggedone, 20 May 2017
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Roger Ailes Arrives in Hell

"You're here for starting a polarizing fake news station AND the sexual harassment" spoke Satan.

written by Al N., 20 May 2017
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Anthony's Weiner Gets Him in Trouble Again

Hopefully, 2 to 3 years imprisoned with other sex offenders will make him think about it next time.

written by Al N., 20 May 2017
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World Trembles as Trump Travels

"Meeting with Muslim, Jewish, and Catholic leaders-it's a recipe for disaster!" said everybody.

written by Al N., 19 May 2017
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Harry Potter Republicans Gather Together to Save Trump from Witch Hunt

We are the best witch hunt protection Trump can get!

written by Al N., 19 May 2017
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Trump is Reportedly Holed Up in a Bunker in a Hidden Location

Forsaking his tour, as most of the countries have cancelled him, Trump says he is under attack.

written by Al N., 19 May 2017
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Brazilian President, the Estate of Chris Cornell & Bill Cosby All to Sue Trump

"So, nobody can find out anything if it isn't about Trump. He has narcistically hijacked the news."

written by Al N., 19 May 2017
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Donald Trump's Presidential Museum Set To Be Located At Amusement Park

Coney Island, the iconic amusement park in Brooklyn N.Y, will house a kiosk with a collection of scraps of paper, napkins, crayons and other articles used by Mr. Trump to formulate his decisions.

written by GProwler, 16 May 2017
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Thousands Of NHS Patient Files Lost

When asked if this had rested from a new cyber attack, an NHS spokesman reassured reporters that such misplacement of notes was an entirely normal, every day occurrence.

written by Swan Morrison, 16 May 2017
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Definition: Snowflake

Snowflake: A term used to describe anyone complaining about President Trump, used primarily by those who spent the previous eight years whining about President Obama.

written by Jaki Treehorn, 15 May 2017
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Low Numbers

The Yankees retired Derek Jeter's number this weekend. The Mets only had Sandy Alderson's IQ score to work with.

written by Michael Balton, 14 May 2017
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Trump Goes on Firing Spree and Fires New President of France

Also, Steve Colbert, Bill Maher, Meryl Streep, Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, & the CEO of Nordstrom.

written by Al N., 13 May 2017
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Americans Can't Tell the Difference Between a Trump Speech and an SNL Skit

But luckily Apple is working on an app for that.

written by Al N., 12 May 2017
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James Comey will now leverage his prosecutorial acumen on TV

Ex-FBI Director Comey will appear on NoCrimeTV. A preview of his 1st show indicates he will explain how Hitler, Pol Pot, Stalin, and the 911 Hijackers were not guilty of crimes due to lack of intent.

written by Trinculoman, 12 May 2017
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Trump Names Bill O'Reilly to Department of Sexual Harassment

Other members and experts in the department include Roger Ailes, Bill Cosby, Sean Hannity, & Trump.

written by Al N., 11 May 2017
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Trump Claims That He Invented the Phrase "Prime the Pump"

Another phrase Trump invented is'stupid is as stupid does.' He also invented the word 'moron.'

written by Al N., 11 May 2017
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Trump Says Firing FBI Director Had Nothing to Do With FBI's Investigation of Trump

"President Trump has found someone that will be hugely good as FBI Director" said Trump flunkies.

written by Al N., 10 May 2017
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