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Doctors Discover Cause of Trump Turning Orange

Doctors reveal that Trump's increasingly orange complexion is due to all the Golden Showers he gets.

written by Al N., 16 February 2017
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President Trump Does Press Conference After Doubling Up On Medication

White House aides say Trump was extremely agitated before taking two doses of Adderall and calming down somewhat

written by XRhonda Speaks, 16 February 2017
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Eurovision Song Contest; no more!!

The Annual Atrocity Exhibition, The Eurovision Song Contest is no more, doctors and scientists claim it is a health hazard causing vomiting, nausea, heart-attacks and high blood pressure and earache!

written by Jaggedone, 15 February 2017
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Mark Lowton Gets Married

This news just in, while actually this news is several years old. Former Spoof Editor Mark Lowton has gotten married to another human being, destroying rumors that he was actually a form of earthworm.

written by JinoLeFeeto, 14 February 2017
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Kim Jong-UN is a reincarnated Blofeld!

Bond enemy, Blofeld, + white pussy, has been reincarnated and is now Kim Jong-Un! Sean Connery reacted on his 83rd birthday and sung a U2 classic, "with or without me You're a loser and mega pants!"

written by Jaggedone, 12 February 2017
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Presidential Literature

J.F.K. gave us 'Profiles in Courage'.
Obama gave us 'The Audacity of Hope'.
Will Trump give us 'The Collected Tweets of Donald Trump' ?

written by The Ruling Authority, 12 February 2017
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2017: The Mushroom Age is Here! World Media Promise You News Yet To Happen

Today the world's media gathered, all seven elderly Caucasian men, to discuss headline news which "will happen" in 2017. The seven, representing 98.3% of the planets mainstream news' outlets..

written by WykTheWicked, 12 February 2017
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Scott Baio Lobbies for Trump Cabinet Position

"I can't wait to be like Charles in Charge and get some respect again!" spoke the former Chachi.

written by Al N., 11 February 2017
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British Government Issues Travel Ban to the U.S.

"With Trump in charge over there, we can't guarantee anyone's safety there." said the Travel Bureau.

written by Al N., 11 February 2017
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White House Tweets - 02/10/17

Democrats -- just a bunch of hippies that didn't have the decency to die by age 30.

written by W.P. Wonder, 10 February 2017
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Sean Spicer Turned Down For Anger Management Therapy

It turns out Spicer is overqualified.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 10 February 2017
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Dys-Trumpian World

I'm thinking of writing a dystopian novel loosely based on the Trump Administration. It will be called my diary.

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 09 February 2017
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Trumps "OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPETY DOO" Tweet Creates Mass Hysteria

Political analysts, linguistics specialists and other world leaders are at loggerheads trying to decipher President Trumps latest tweet. Marshall Law declared in 80 countries overnight.

written by WykTheWicked, 09 February 2017
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Qatar finance minister claims slaves are just too damn expensive!

$500 million bucks a day is the price of hosting the World cup 2022 and Ali al-Emadi claims it's the slaves fault who are demanding wages; Allah forbid! Wages for slaves, never, whip the infidels!

written by Jaggedone, 08 February 2017
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Hair causes friction between US and Holland!

Geert Wilders, Dutch racist populist, claims his hair is better than Trump's bunch! Angry Trump replied, "where the fuck is Holland?" Geert replied, "I thought you studied US slave history!"

written by Jaggedone, 08 February 2017
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Fishnets or no fishnets, once a "hooker" always a "hooker!"

An Aussie pensioner has found a new "Hooker Mate" after the last one died; sadly, his new "Hooker Mate" lives 1600 miles away, but old fishers never die they just shake their worms and hook up!

written by Jaggedone, 07 February 2017
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Trump, After Firing Attorney General, Says He Will Have No Trouble Finding Another

He simply looks in the Yellow Pages under "General Attorneys."

written by Al N., 06 February 2017
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RSPCA demands release of Schroedinger's cat

"let it out of that box, dead or alive"

written by Paxton Quigley, 06 February 2017
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In postgame Super Bowl interview, Trump doubles down on his '8-point' Patriots win prediction

"Sadly, the dishonest media reported that the Patriots won by 6 points. Just wait and see. The Patriots actually won by 8 points, not 6. Many people have come out and said I'm right. You know that."

written by Brandy Pasquino, 06 February 2017
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Missing Trump Inauguration Crowds Attributed to Bowling Green Massacre

It was truly a secret tragedy for the Trump Administration.

written by Al N., 05 February 2017
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Prince of Darkness empties his closet!

Rattling skeleton bones and skulls, Ozzy Osbourne has admitted he's not the Prince of Darkness! In face he's so demented he doesn't even know who Satan is and calls himself now "Prince of Pussies!"

written by Jaggedone, 05 February 2017
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2017 U.S. Women Reported to Be the Most Fit Ever!

Research shows that many women are now much more fit from all the anti-Trump & pro-women marches.

written by Al N., 05 February 2017
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Trump Goes Hunting

Donald Trump is to take a six month break from his presidency to go sasquatch hunting in the Appalachians.

written by Darwin, 04 February 2017
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Ugly yellow car causes village war in UK!

Bibury, UK, a quaint village, has become a war zone due to an ugly yellow car! The owner loves his car and called the villagers "Ugly yellow Ducklings!" His car is now drowning in the duck pond!

written by Jaggedone, 04 February 2017
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Eat Up. That's an Order

Donald Trump is opening the city's first totalitarian restaurant. It's called Your Papers Please, and features an exclusive bread and water menu.

written by Michael Balton, 04 February 2017
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Donald Trump Grabs Wife's Pussy

Suffers 14 Stitches And Bite Infection From Traumatized Feline

written by SpyDude, 03 February 2017
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Local man regularly pays $5 delivery fee for food from restaurant below his apartment

Brian Yeats lives above the NYC restaurant Food Faster Than You Can Say Food and told us that "It's amazing that food this good and delivered so fast has a delivery price tag of only $5."

written by Brandy Pasquino, 03 February 2017
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Mr. Ed The Talking Horse To Run Against Trump In 2020

... because whatthehell, anything is possible at this point.

written by SpyDude, 02 February 2017
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Bacon Butties in the US in danger of extinction!

Demand for Bacon Butties in the US has caused a near extinction of piggies! Peru offered to help by sending millions of Guinea Pigs for Bacon Butty production, but Trump is demanding 35% import tax!

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2017
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Trump's Latest Deportation Executive Order Rids U.S. of Irrelevant Scum

His fiat rightly rids DC of delirious,brain-dead cretins, incl:C Schumer,N Pelosi,D Feinstein,B Sanders,E Warren,A Franken, R Madow, C Matthews,& all CNN fake news bozos. Republic breathes in relief.

written by Trinculoman, 02 February 2017
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Donald Trump Sign Executive Order To Eliminate "Fake News"

... KellyAnne Conway and Sean Spicer Immediately Placed Under Arrest And Detained In Maximum Security Federal Prison.

written by SpyDude, 01 February 2017
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Sex Lives Matter

A new movement that believes there would be a lot less killings and bad juju in the world if everyone just got laid more.

written by XRhonda Speaks, 01 February 2017
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'Kool Aid' To Be Official Beverage of White House. "Everyone's Drinking It"

Administration said to have begun process to award official designation of 'As Seen At The White House' to highest bidders. Branding to include images of Trump family, staff and cabinet members. Sad.

written by GProwler, 01 February 2017
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Trump U. to Re-open

BREAKING NEWS: Betsy DeVos Approved as Secretary of Education, Trump U. to Re-open

(A cardboard cutout of Donald Trump is expected to teach a class in for-profit schools and Ponzi schemes.)

written by Matt Birkenhauer, 31 January 2017
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Milky Boobs being controlled at European Airports!

European Airports are doing "squeeze titty controls" on women entering from the Far East without babies but with tits full of milk and a pump! Trump is demanding to control all "pussies" too!

written by Jaggedone, 31 January 2017
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Humpty Trumpty cracks it!

All the Queens horses and all the Queens men will have to put Humpty Trumpty together again after Brexit because nobody else will touch him and they have nobody else to glue!

written by Jaggedone, 31 January 2017
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UK Healthcare Crisis!

Minister says not a bed available -- 'cept for that one tied to your Mum's back. Burn!!

written by W.P. Wonder, 31 January 2017
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Donald Trump Deports Melania After "Accidentaly" Losing Immigration Papers

... KellyAnne Conway Seen In Public With New Engagement Ring

written by SpyDude, 30 January 2017
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US President Decrees That All American College Graduates Be Stripped Of Their Citizenship

'We realise this is irrational,' said an apologist for Donald Trump, 'but those who voted for him are frightened by this group, and the President must be seen to take action.'

written by Swan Morrison, 29 January 2017
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US President Decrees That A Roof Be Built Over The US To Prevent US Citizens Being Abducted By Extra-Terrestrials

'We realise this is irrational,' said an apologist for Donald Trump, 'but those who voted for him are frightened by this group, and the President must be seen to take action.'

written by Swan Morrison, 29 January 2017
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US President Decrees That The Underside Of All US Bridges Be Checked For Hungry Trolls

'We realise this is irrational,' said an apologist for Donald Trump, 'but those who voted for him are frightened by this group, and the President must be seen to take action.'

written by Swan Morrison, 29 January 2017
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US President Decrees That Suspected Witches In The US Be Arrested

'We realise this is irrational,' said an apologist for Donald Trump, 'but those who voted for him are frightened by this group, and the President must be seen to take action.'

written by Swan Morrison, 29 January 2017
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Trump takes credit for 1 second in which nobody died on American streets after signing Obamacare executive order

"No one died on any American street for exactly 1 second after I signed an Obamacare executive order and we'll extend more lives for a longer period of time once Trumpcare is implemented," Trump said.

written by Brandy Pasquino, 27 January 2017
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'Forgetful' men and women explain small crowd size at Trump's inauguration

Forgetful supporters of Trump who plainly forgot to attend Trump's inauguration - the forgotten men and women that Trump promises will be forgotten no longer - fully explain why his crowd was so tiny.

written by Brandy Pasquino, 27 January 2017
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Palestinians Approach Putin For U.S. Policy Change

*fun fact*

written by pinkwalrus, 27 January 2017
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White House Press Room Redecorated

with Alice in Wonderland theme

written by pinkwalrus, 27 January 2017
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Small Austrian Town Seeks Part Time Hermit

is swamped with American applicants

written by pinkwalrus, 27 January 2017
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Coca Cola banned in France! It causes too many Qui Qui's!

France have banned refills of sugared soft drinks because they make the French "Qui Qui" too much and their sugared "qui qui" is causing sewer rats to become obese!No more fat rats si'l vous plait!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2017
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What Happened to The Ancient Potato #3

The Ancient Potato was thought to have been eaten alive by an evil rabbit. Evil rabbits are the Potato species worst enimy. You would think more deaths occur at the next town over, Carrot Central.

written by the_potato_lady, 27 January 2017
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About The Ancient Potato #2

The Ancient Potato lives on top of Potanic Hill in The Southern part of Potato-Landia. The Ancient Potato gives valuable information to anyone who seeks her. She was thought to be eaten alive.

written by the_potato_lady, 27 January 2017
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