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Salmond thanks Farage

The SNP leader said "The frankly embarrassing set of posters from UKIP for the EU election have been a huge boost to the Yes campaign up here, Scots don't want to be associated with people like that."

written by John_L, 22 April 2014
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Howsaboutit

Roll up, roll up, get your Savile claim in and 'win' £60,000.....chancers of the world unite!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 April 2014
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He's gone!

Man United's fans prayers have been answered proving that there is a god after all!

written by Jaggedone, 22 April 2014
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Wizadora Cast Member Arrested in drugs bust

Filbert the squeaking plant from 90's kids TV show Wizadora has been sent down for 46 years for cultivating a massive marijuana plantation. This comes after Tatty Bogle was killed for being annoying.

written by Matt Brown, 21 April 2014
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Beastly creature dines on City

Today New York City was eaten alive! The Big Worm crawled out of The Big Apple and ate all from East to West. It gobbled The Statue and all the horses that are there. Some big mouth then ate the apple

written by Matt Brown, 21 April 2014
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Pressure growing for Moyes sacking

David Moyes is close to the sack at Man Utd after it was revealed he'd burnt some toast this morning, mixed his whites with colours and filled his diesel car with petrol. He also wore odd socks once.

written by Matt Brown, 21 April 2014
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Everton fans die laughing, literally!

Several Everton fans collapsed and died yesterday after watching their ex-manager act like a headless baboon, very funny! Well at least they died happy, United fans await a much more horrific fate!

written by Jaggedone, 21 April 2014
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Robin van Persie refuses to cross the North Sea!

Man United sicknote, RVP, has refused to cross the North Sea until Moyes has been replaced by Vader Abraham and his Smurfs because even they could do a better job and do not speak double Dutch!

written by Jaggedone, 21 April 2014
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Everton fans declare Liverpool a Moyes free zone!

Everton fans have declared the area around Goodison Park a "Moyes Free Zone" and never want to see him back again because after 10 years of suffering, the pestilence has reached Old Trafford!

written by Jaggedone, 21 April 2014
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Man United fans lynch Moyes!

A group of vigilante United fans has lynched Moyes and hung his lifeless brain on the statue of Alex Ferguson as a reminder to the United board that only one good Scot is not a dead Scot!

written by Jaggedone, 21 April 2014
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Man United meltdown!

The US Stock Exchange has declared Man United bankrupt of ideas because they employed Moyes! Shares are dropping like dead flies circling over the "Shithole of Nightmares" called Old Trafford!

written by Jaggedone, 21 April 2014
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Moyes is sacked!

Man United fans have sacked Moyes with a sack full of spuds because they have more eyes in their skin than he has in his head!

written by Jaggedone, 21 April 2014
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Italy awards world's best pizza maker title to Australian chef

For his inspired Kangaroo Basil Compost Delight!

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Ukraine PM: Putin 'has a dream to restore the Soviet Union'

Western Europe more likely to unite along with United States if this happens.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Average credit card interest up to shocking 21%

Bank interest paid customers .005 or half a cent per dollar!

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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NYT: Obamacare recruits least likely to vote.

Or find their way out of their houses.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Dem Sen. almost hit by train -- at railway safety press conference...

"We can't hear you Sir, that train coming towards you is so loud!"

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Depp Flops Again!

Come on back to Owensboro, Johnny. Ragu is hiring!

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Holocaust Survivor: Jewish People Should Leave Ukraine Now...

Don't look to this President for help.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Queen Turns 88..#3

She will outlive you, Prince Charles.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Queen Turns 88...#2

Only Queens we have here in the US look like men dressed for Halloween.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Queen Turns 88!

Rock group started out in Opera. Then to Do Wap.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Jokes of the Bible

Easter Bunny: I didn't make enough eggs this year.
Jesus: What do you want me to do about it?
Easter Bunny: How about a miracle or two?
Jesus: Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.

written by Michael Balton, 20 April 2014
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Hawaii becomes GMO crop flash point...

Pineapples glowing in the dark. Ears of corn listening to everything we say and do.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Strong quake strikes off Papua New Guinea...

An earthquake a day continues. They are scattered here and there.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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POLL: Scotland on brink of independence..

Get ready for marching, kilts and bagpipes this summer.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Slowest start to tornado season on record.

Well, lets not complain. Maybe there will be zero.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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President says count incorrect on how many students not eating lunch

Also, Spoof site keeps denying people accumulate numbers illegally so he is probably helping. 2000 points from one joke?

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Gays Boycott Beverly Hills Hotel Over Sultan of Brunei Ownership...

Those staying there thank them for not coming!

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Russia says reinforced military on border as precaution..

There could be aliens hiding there from other planets.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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1,200 Students Petition to Block Michelle Obama Speech

We're tired of hearing the same thing over and over. We eat what we like.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Easter Egg Disappointment for Spoof

Bad Yolk.

written by j.w., 20 April 2014
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Obamafare is Instituted on all Flights

Dept of Transporation decreed a dollar-per-mile tax on all flights taken by passengers within and to and from the US. Recently named Secy Lois Lerner said: "Hey, we gotta get funding for the big O!"

written by Trinculoman, 20 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1334

Snoops: Almost 50% of all public libraries have a nutjob in the back telling strangers about their ancestors.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1333

Snoops: Dinah Shore stole an old Indian phrase "See the USA in your Chevrolet!" which came from the Chippewa.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1332

Snoops: Most shopping cart ladies look down on the other street people who only carry shopping bags.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1331

Snoops: Scientists still cannot figure out why people don't hold conversations on an escalators.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1330

Snoops: Sweet Basil, used in many pasta and soup recipes has announced that it will be introducing "Diet Basil" before Thanksgiving.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1329

Snoops: The number of car accidents has started to really climb as the Boomers hit 60-70 years old and refuse to wear adult diapers.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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More States Going to Prescribed Marijuana

Doctors offices, clinics, etc with huge line of people with arms in slings, head bandaged or on crutches.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Today in History #20

1924 - "National Barn Dance" premieres on WLS Chicago. Unless you were too old, young or afflicted, everybody in America barn danced.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Today in History #19

1919 - French assembly decides on 8 hour work day with one hour allowed for either lunch or romance.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Today in History #18

1911 - George Bernard Shaw's "Playing With Fanny" premieres in London. I'm sorry. That should be "Fanny's First Play".

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Today in History #17

1892 - Charles Duryea takes 1st American-made auto out for a spin. Gets speeding ticket for 25 MPH.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Today in History #16

1775 - Minutemen Capt John Parker orders not to fire unless fired upon. Then forgets and fires at squirrel.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Today in History #15

1770 - Captain James Cook 1st sights Australia. "Would you look at the size of those rabbits?"

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Today in History #14

1524 - Pope Samuel Clemens VII fires Neth inquisitor-general French Van de Buddy Holly.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Today in History #13

607 - Comet 1P/607 H1 (Halley) approaches within 0.0898 AUs of Earth. World ends!

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Today in History #12

Air Force pilot cited for bravery, 1967. Rough landing on one wheel and one foot. Afterwards known as "Flintstone Jones".

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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