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D'Souza: 'Vindictive' Obama Sees Critics as Enemies.

Then he sure has a lot of enemies because criticism is everywhere.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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First Boomers Finding Their "Gap Year" Leads Nowhere

Early Boomers who took a "gap year" find no careers to return to. HHS Sec Sebelius: "It's the Administration's way of handling ageism. When there are no jobs, oldsters can't be laid off from them!"

written by Trinculoman, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #992

Snoops: Skydiving was discovered accidentally by an umbrella salesman who had hitched a ride to a different town in a small plan and fell out.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Go Inside Stalin's Sochi Vacation Home

It shows just how much he had in common with the everyday man...if everyday he was loaded!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #654

Snoops: A lottery winner in West Virginia was on CBS News thu=is morning and was asked how he had won. "It's because of my Good Luck Squirrel Balls!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #634

In England it's considered lucky if you find a spider in your wedding dress, unless the dress fits.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #880

Snoops: Monkeys have the same amount of teeth as we do but just take our word for it and never place your hand near a monkey's mouth.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #791

Snoops: People have abandoned placing a lucky horseshoe over their doors after 20-25 kids a year slammed door on the way out as adult on way in.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Rumor: Over 100 NKoreans burned up headed for earth's center.

Kim had them digging so they could come up under Fort Knox.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Think Tank Kicks Out fiber Addict

"We couldn't take Abram's fiber farts any longer. He has a good brain and very intelligent, but enough is enough.", says spokesman.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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I Am Not Alice Cooper

On his own radio show, Alice Cooper says that Alice is a character I play!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Will Peyton Manning Call It Quits?

Most say no, unless he has another injury or a bad season next year.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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NRA: Revolts by citizens are happening everywhere

NRA Anonymous: There's no reason that a people wanting to be free from our own spies can't take them down here.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Christine O'Donnell: I was a victim of the IRS

I never would have thought this country would become another pre-war Germany!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Very Loud Rumblings Being Heard Under Yellowstone....

uh oh!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Bathroom Drones, Should They be Legalized?

The Congressional Ways and Means committee will meet on the matter this week. In private.

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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STUDY: Half Of Water Taps Test Positive For Bacteria That Causes Legionnaires'.#2

"It's either getting some bottled water or maybe drinking some beer that's imported. But don't drive. Try boiling it. Do something or someone will be playing 'taps' over you.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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STUDY: Half Of Water Taps Test Positive For Bacteria That Causes Legionnaires'.

Blondes asking if it's the left one or the right one that has the bad water!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Mexico's Most Wanted Drug Lord 'El Chapo' Captured.

Offer officers twenty million dollars to let him go!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #348

Snoops: Police in Boston say they freed one kid's tongue from a frozen metal pole & then had to help him again to pry a popsicle from his lips after he had immediately took it from freezer to mouth!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #713

Snoops: Howler monkeys often pee on people who are walking under them! Then they howl with laughter.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #488

Snoops: Gorillas cry when they are upset. Like when you walk by and accuse someone of being a big old ugly gorilla in their presence.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #892

Snoops: Ancient Homo Sapiens started with small weapons and worked their way up from rocks to spears in order to hunt and then to knock off the lead guy and take over all the women!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #570

Snoops: Aussies play something called Netball which is similar to basketball except they don't dribble the ball as it's an old ball from a ball & chain on criminals who were sent there from England!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #446

Snoops: Baby Scorpios cannot sting you bu they can run and tell their mothers and you better move right along, Sir!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Biden Reveals "Credible Threat" of Unlabeled Food at local DC Store

Joe Biden says a local food store that has thousands of "Potluck" canned items without labels a threat to buyers! But locals say that's all they can afford. "Eat your Beanie Weenies & shut your trap."

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Waves knock 500 containers off ship

"Nothing to worry about", says Captain. "Just some nuclear waste. It'll be absorbed into the ocean. They always are."

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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2 in USVI Accused of Pretending to Be FBI

They are actually CIA we think, unless they are IRA disguised as in the NSA former CIA. Meanwhile ASCAP accusing all three of using their music while spying & not paying fees, but BMI disagrees.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Governors Now Face Same Woes as Washington

Cannot sneak out fake programs or pocket any money for themselves.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Feds spending $175K to observe swimming abilities of fish

They will hire friends and family to sit and watch aquarium!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Turkey Discusses Greater Powers for Spy Agency

The United States and Russia denounce this as criminal and immoral!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Wrong Native Americans?

It wasn't the Navajo language that the U.S. used in codes during WWII, but the Cherokee. That's according to what the young Cherokee told his girlfriend while parking.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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It was in 1889 That It Happened

The Bubble Boy, aged 12, passed away after the bubble burst after visiting kid stuck a hat pin in it.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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In 1865, Tennessee adopted a new constitution which included the abolition of slavery.

By using the word "ablution" of slavery, they hoped that the slaves wouldn't catch on till all the crops were in.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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In 1862, Jefferson Davis, already the provisional president of the Confederacy, was inaugurated for a six-year term foll

As a child in southern Kentucky, his family often visited the Lincolns living in a log cabin a little ways in northern Kentucky.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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On Feb. 22, 1732, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was born

According to a recent discovery, he was born in Kenya while parents were missionaries.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #480

Snoops: A Venus Flytrap will wait till an insect touches at least two if it's small hairs and then close up and eat it, Many a young bug, even though warned by it's parents, died playing "One & Run!"

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #606

Snoops: According to science the early man, homo erectus, often looked down on neanderthals and called them "George".

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #513

Snoops: Some dinosaurs had feathers. The feathered Brontosaurus never got his 50 tons off the ground for more than 10 feet & wiped out a lot of smaller animals, according to a feather found last year.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #444

Snoops: The Brown Recluse Spider has a violin-shaped marking on it's head but you will probably be dead before you get to see it.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Substitute teacher taped spouting BIZARRE conspiracy theories in high school physics class #3

"UFOs are real. I will bring one to class one day soon for you to meet an alien."

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Substitute teacher taped spouting BIZARRE conspiracy theories in high school physics class #2

John Kennedy was killed by some wanting Lyndon Johnson to be President.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Substitute teacher taped spouting BIZARRE conspiracy theories in high school physics class

The American CIA behind the killings of Jim Jones and followers, etc.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Uh-Oh: Giant Squid Sightings Considered an 'Omen' by Japanese Fishermen

"It has been a long time now but Godzilla IS coming! The giant squid always come first."

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Americans Upset at Olympics

Dozens of viewers wail, beat their breasts and throw dust up in the air!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Snowden leaks spur new privacy industry.

Goodbye to fresh fruits and vegetables. Wine will be affected also.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Dozens of Dems inch away from Obamacare.

But doing the low crawl so they won't be seen by White House!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Money Stolen By Guv Groups Here Tremendous Amount

Without Government Thieves, we would owe no country anything!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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More corruption found in IRS

Here we criticized other countries for their corruption when we had it as bad as they did.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Protesters in Control of Kiev

Protesters Take Control of Kiev. Seize presidential palace. Began making Chicken Kiev!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #820

Snoops: A one-day bold reindeer can outrun you! Why don't you at least walk a little bit to get some of that fat off?

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #145

Snoops: According to experts, the difference between early jawed fish and non-jawed fish was the fact that the jawless fish had no jaws!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #232

Snoops: In 2004 an Aussie discovered a new species of humans, throwing off all previous theories, and leading to many paleontologists doing away with themselves after burning all their notes.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #062

Snoops: Neanderthals were short and stocky. Although great hunters, none of the estimated hundreds of thousands could dunk a basketball!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #134

Snoops: Olive trees are a sign of peace in many countries and the sigh or martinis in others!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #187

Snoops: The first person to ever break the sound barrier on a plane was Chuck Yeager in 1947. On the ground it was Johnny Weissmuller, as Tarzan.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Rebekah Brookes cleared of all charges of journalism.

more soon.

written by Crunk, 22 February 2014
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John Kerry Announces Plan for Life After SecState Gig

Kerry revealed today that he will work at the Met Museum in NYC after his term at State. Due to a striking resemblance, Kerry will replace on display the mummy Ahman-Rho, who will
play for the Mets.

written by Trinculoman, 22 February 2014
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Secretary of Defense Hagel Clarifies US Policy on WaterBoarding

Chuck Hagel spoke at The Hague yesterday, articulating the US current policy on waterboarding. "We firmly support being pulled by a speed boat while standing on a surf board and holding a tow rope."

written by Trinculoman, 22 February 2014
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Sochi Tourists discover Samogon....

Russian Moonshine!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Explanation for Salvadoran Castaway's Survival....

Somali Pirates!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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It's Official!

The U.S. could never have a revolution because no one would quit texting long enough to participate.

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Facebook pays a guy $17 Billion for one app...

Holy Software!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Man mistakes habanero peppers for jalepeno peppers....

uh oh!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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World nominates a tough, Winston Churchill bull-dog kind of man to deal with Kim Jong-un...

Gordon Ramsey!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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COPS: Suspect used icicle to assault victim during home invasion robbery.

Too many people already read mysteries where mystery weapon that disappeared was an icicle!

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #982

Snoops: George Washington had trouble with beetles getting into his jar where he kept his wooden teeth at night.

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #939

Snoops: Denver Pyle, the late actor's, real name was Gomer Pyle but they had to change it when he was on Andy Griffith as there was a Gomer already. He became "Mr. Darling".

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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UPDATE: Plan to split California into six states gains ground..

How can it gain ground if it would be the same size as six as it is one?

written by Bureau, 22 February 2014
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Tourists eating at Sochi Olympics learn the hard way.....

that Russians use ALL the parts of the hog!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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President O'bama in training for St. Patrick's Day....

to get in touch with his Irish roots!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Judges gag at Culinary Olympics!

.....tasting Rocky Mountain oyster souffle.

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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Tuna Noodle Casserole Wins Best of Show at Culinary Olympics!

huh?

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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It's Official!

....no winter this summer!

written by Wumf, 22 February 2014
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