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......"Feel Or No Feel?

Rumour abounds that a certain little bearded TV gnome has been arrested by Operation Yeetree detectives...C4 crapping bricks!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 October 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #656

According to Snoops: Mr Bucky Big Ears in the 1910 Kentucky Derby was actually a Jackass. Apparently no one suspected until he took a bucking shortcut across the infield.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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Snoops True Facts #393

According to Snoops: All Smurfs are born green until the umbilical cord is cut.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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Bat-to-Human Leap for SARS-Like Virus

Old Bat Ginsburg may have to be replaced on the Supreme Court.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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Daylight Saving Time This Weekend

Many plan to stay up until 2 AM to see time fall back. Lots of parties planned.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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240,000 pepper spray projectiles.

Protesters from South to carry skunk oil sprayers.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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IRS Cracking Down

Fine old lady for reporting she placed 50 cents in Salvation Army Kettle but fingerprints found on only a quarter.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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IRS Lerner gave confidential Tea Party tax info to FEC

Tea Party: Time dump IRS material, computers into the Boston Harbor!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #100

According to Snoops: Don Knotts worked out at the gym every day for forty years, including while he was on "The Andy Griffith Show". They also kept a punching bag in the back of Floyd's Barber shop.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #900

According to Snoops: Only in the South do waiters still make jello with fruit chunks salad right there at your table.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #219

According to Snoops: 95 out of 100 people will answer in the positive when asked, "Hot enough for you?"

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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Facebook admits teens losing interest #2

The average age on Facebook now according to new poll is 45. Predicted to be around 55 in just a few years. Name will be changed to Faceliftbook.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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Facebook admits teens losing interest

Mostly Old Farts showing photographs of their grandchildren, passing out recipes prune pie.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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Granny's Present

I've got Granny a warm jumper for Christmas. Doubt if she will need it by then.

written by j.w., 31 October 2013
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What did the Prime Minister Get?

What did the Prime Minister Get when he went into the Pub?
BOOOS!

written by j.w., 31 October 2013
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Sun Goes In

Ill with a hacking cough

written by j.w., 31 October 2013
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Sixty people leave UK after Home Office 'Go Home' van campaign

The figures show that os the 60 58 were British citizens who left because they were so disgusted with the country for stooping so low.

written by John_L, 31 October 2013
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GOLDMAN SACHS pays Hillary nearly half a million -- for two speeches?

"The 'Cat In The Hat" and the other about "Sneetches"!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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Homeland Security to purchase 'riot expansion kits'

Just in case there's another civil war or several twenty million man marches on Washington with tar and feathers for all!

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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Cameron targets Spoof.com

"Some c..t is doing a Spoof.com article on me this very minute" complained British PM David Cameron."When I find him, I'll smash his bleedin' kneecaps!" he added. Spoof writers are warned.

written by whatinthe world, 31 October 2013
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Scotland the Brave!

Yorkshire Police have issued a reward for information leading to the capture of a gentleman claiming to be the rightful heir to the Scottish throne. The man is wearing a tartan skirt and blue singlet.

written by whatinthe world, 31 October 2013
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Car #21 where are you?

Metropolitan Police have begun an operation to recover 27 police cars that went missing during the St Jude storm two days ago. Its been suggested that the vehicles have been taken by Jeremy Clarkson.

written by whatinthe world, 31 October 2013
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Boyle caught out using ice

Scottish crooner, Susan Boyle, is at the centre of a controversy after being arrested for possession of crystal meth. Some people are not surprised and claim Boyle has been "on the stuff" all her life

written by whatinthe world, 31 October 2013
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Did the NSA even spy on the POPE?

Vatican being searched for bugs but that could take forever. They did find some old clothing worn by members of the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expected that.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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Obama blames 'bad apple insurers' for canceled health plans

Well, we knew he'd blame somebody. Just a matter of time. First perfect President we ever had.

written by Bureau, 31 October 2013
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