Spoof news snippets from Sunday 10 March 2013
Tit-for-tattle in court
Breaking news for tomorrow's sentencing:
Pryce to claim that Huhne 'squeezed toothpaste from the middle'
Huhne to wear T-shirt in court with 'see what I have to deal with'
written by Crunk, 10 March 2013
Prince Harry to be new face of TV Burp.
Producers loved his friendly style when in Africa for Comic Relief and are keen on the continuity of the name 'Harry'.
written by radiogagger, 10 March 2013
New Pope to be decided
Cardinals down to shortlist of Harry Redknapp, Sylvio Berlusconi, Jose Mourinho, David Beckham and Mario Balotelli.
written by radiogagger, 10 March 2013
Lib Dems confident of victory in Rome by-election
Hell, forget the groping claims and speeding points - their on a roll!
written by radiogagger, 10 March 2013
Rooneys going nowhere says Ferguson
"He's locked in by basement" said the Scot
written by radiogagger, 10 March 2013