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US Opens World's First Flight School for Pigs

"Many of our most pressing problems only can be solved 'when pigs fly,'" explains Pres. Obama. "We're also working on a refrigeration system to freeze over Hell."

written by Michael Balton, 21 June 2013
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Clues To Next Superman Movie

News of the next Superman movie has already slipped out. It seems that our boy encounters paisley Kryptonite for the first time and marries Jimmy Olson.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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10 Leading Causes of Brain Damage

These 6 Things Can Activate Illegal Drugs In Your Brain. Discover it now or you'll have all three before you can say "Jimmy Crockett Crack Corn & I Don't Care"!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Just A Little White Lie Or Two/Everything AOK

During talks between Obama & Putin this week, Putin admitted that he'd lied & that Russia had twice the nuclear weapons as reported. Obama then admitted that the US had 1,000,000 nuclear-armed drones.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Snoops True Facts: #3

According to Snoops, David Cassidy, Ted Cassidy and Hopalong Cassidy were all brothers.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Spat between Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin over German treasure!

Putin sneaks away after losing arm-wrestling contest.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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UPDATE: Taliban offer to swap American hostage for Guantanamo inmates.

Also, Miley Cyrus, Paris Hilton or couple of younger Rockettes.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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"Blow-Up Dolls" Being Recalled

Consumer agency says they could actually blow up during rough treatment. Advice comes after two castrations in Arkansas.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Men over 40 warned against triathlons.

Thank you. That should be a lot of help to..oh..20 of us. Now how many Big Macs before we explode?

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Newly Developed Robot Flies Like Real Bird; Able to Perform Reconnaissance, Surveillance

Fly into airline engines, drop mechanical poop on your windshield.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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"Stampede!!!"

As from today, June 21st, the price of Viagra could drop dramatically as the patent expires, don't get killed in the rush!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 June 2013
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Russia is mad at the U.S. for the NSA eavesdropping.

"The sneaky rascals even secretly recorded our own setup", claims Russian Secret Service officer.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Archaeologists have found an ancient Maya city that remained hidden for centuries in the rain forests.

"We had to take down about a hundred old trees but it was worth it", says Spokesperson. "Bet we'll be treated like heroes when we get back to Seattle."

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Cat nurses week-old abandoned puppy.

"She's illustrating that humans don't have to fight like cats and dogs", says PETA rep.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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In Havana, Cuba, US try talking, but face many obstacles

Number One: They can't see each other's face because of all the great cigar smoke.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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7 disturbing things Paula Deen has said

#1. "While you wait for the lard to melt, smoke 'em if you've got 'em!"

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Matt Lauer rates Katie Couric

Matt ("The Rat") Lauer told Howard Stern that he would rate colleague Katie Couric's personality as "a 9 or a 10," but said, "her ass is definitely off the charts." He refused to rate Ann Curry.

written by Gee Pee, 21 June 2013
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WASHPOST: Syrian chemical weapons claim 'unverifiable'.

Apparently no one is willing to get close enough to see exactly what they are.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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REPORT: US troops with riot training preparing for deployment to Egypt.

Also Libya, Lebanon, Qatar, Syria, Arizona, Texas.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Tom Cruise endorses Walmart for "improving women's lives"

In a recent appearance at a Walmart stockholders' meeting, Scientologist Tom Cruise praised the retail giant for improving women's lives: "Their sex discrimination suit could make them millionaires!"

written by Gee Pee, 21 June 2013
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Biden: Now Is Time For 'Unfeathered Path'...

Biden: You know good and well that I said "unfettered". Why does the Vice President always have to be the straight man on the team?

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Bill Can't Pass As Currently Written

Amendment As Last Ditch Effort to Save Immigration Bill, Runs Up Against Brick Wall!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Shirley Jones: the long and the short of incest

She and stepson (and "Partridge Family" son), David Cassidy, may have had incestuous sex. Shirley Jones isn't saying. "I don't kiss and tell," she said. "But David's nickname? Long Dong."

written by Gee Pee, 21 June 2013
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Woman Survives Being Compacted In Garbage Truck Up To 10 Times!

"After all these years, Bubba still has a crush on me", says victim. Plans to write new "How To Stay Slim & Trim" book.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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New Tax On Employers

Employers To Be Billed $25 Per Employee To Refill Unemployment Fund...First Family, Congress Vacations!

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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CLAIM: Top judges, generals, politicians wiretapped!

In fact, over 25 different groups from the FBI to the NRA have bugged you, me and each other.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Lawyers eye for evidence in murder, divorce cases!

In fact, NSA says they are out spreading gossip at this very moment, true or not.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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Spy agency can snoop without warrant!

Plan to begin checking citizens at random. Whoops! There's a knock on your door. Better answer it.

written by Bureau, 21 June 2013
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......"Aye Carumba Cobber!"

"They got an awful lotta coppers in Brazil!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 June 2013
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