Spoof news snippets from Sunday 6 January 2013
crush a bug!
Rare Beatles photos go under the hammer...well and truly buggered now!
Buddy can you spare a nappy?
Part-time PM 'Do-nothing-Dave' defends child benefit cuts, of course you do Dave, all the more money to squander on unecesssary overseas aid cobber!
Just One Recession, give it to me!
BREAKING NEWS:
Financial 'experts' warn of imminent triple dip recession......make mine a Baskin Robbins with a flake Dave!
G'day now BOGOF!
That world famous antipedean explorer, Antondec has signed a deal to be the new face of Morrisons TV commercials
Some like it up 'em!
John Barrowman hurt in Pantomime horse fall....the perils of being the back half .....bad career move cobber.
Is the the way to Amarillo cobber?
Part-time PM 'Do-Nothing-Dave' promises 'Real Choice' on Europe....free one way ticket out of UK for everyone is it Dave?
Is the the way to Amarillo cobber?
Part-time PM 'Do-Nothing-Dave' promises 'Real Choice' on Europe....free one way ticket out of UK for everyone is it Dave?
Keep right on til' the end of the road!
More UK pensioners working into retirement...either to old to find their way home alone after work or forgotten where they live!
Life to 99!!
Part-time PM 'Do-Nothing-Dave' wants to serve another 7 years as PM. Personally I'd lock the bastard up for life for crimes against humanity!
Razor blades will do
A London man has admitted he ate razor blades for a week because he couldn't afford food. "Beautiful, with a white wine sauce washed down with a French savignon blanc. Delicious!!" he explained.
Shots Fired at Milton Keynes Bar
Shots have been fired at a Milton Keynes nightclub - police have no idea what triggered the commotion.