Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 29 January 2013
William Tell, Robin Hood; "Duckheads" never!
Robin Hood is alive and kicking and now William Tell has joined him proving that old "Duckheads" never die even if William has shot one through the head! "Pint of Crossbow luv!"
China plans to top Iran feat.
Beijing have announced plans to launch a giant Panda into space. The move is thought to be an attempt at oneupmanship against Iran who recently launched a shaved monkey into space.
How many poms could pass the new UK Citizen Test I wonder.....no, Captain Jack Sparrow did not die at the battle of Trafalgar cobber!
Here we go again...British troops deployed to Mali initially in a 'training' role...get the body bags ready!
Queen Beatrix ("no, not Potter boy!") to abdicate Dutch throne...."quick Chaz, now's yer chance cobber!"