Spoof news snippets from Tuesday 22 January 2013
Welsh Rarebit gets toasted in Norway!
A lorry load of cheese turned into a load of Welsh rarebit after being toasted in a Norwegian tunnel; thank god there was no jam on board!
Tesco Not to Be Prosecuted under The Sale of Goods Act
Tesco are not to be fined under thei Sale of Goods Act after a box of Hors D'oeuvres was found to contain parts of a real horse
In/Out shake it all about!
Do-nothing-Dave makes his Europe 'speech' on Wednesday....keep it short and to one word cobber..REFERENDUM!!
"Aghaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Ex-Spice 'gargler' Geri Halliwell becomes monster for new TV role....minimum make up needed there then.
Wassit under?
Old fashioned con artistry makes a comeback....to right, its now called The Coaltion Government!
Pop pickers!
Prince Haribo, I killed Taliban in Afghganistan......good in yer cobber....and Eric Clapton Shot the Sheriff!
The Duke of Edinburgh Is Still the Best Shot!
Prince Philip: 8 pheasants with 10 rounds.
Prince Harry: a brace of Taliban fighters with 2,000 rounds.
Prince Harry Kills Taliban Fighters
Prince Harry claims that he killed some Taliban fighters in Afghanistan. What did they expect him to do? Sit down and have tea and biscuits with them?