Spoof news snippets from Monday 11 February 2013
Horse meat contamination
One good thing has come from the horse meat in beef products fiasco. All those people who wondered what horse tastes like know now - it tastes like beef.
German Wins €20 Million
82-year-old Hermann von Ratzinger, thought to be Pope Benedict's half brother made a bet with the bookkeepers that the Pope would resign in 2013 with odds of 20,000,000 to 1. He placed a bet of just €20.
German Wins €20 Million
82-year-old Hermann von Ratzinger, thought to be Pope Benedict's half brother made a bet with the bookkeepers that the Pope would resign in 2013 with odds of 20,000,000 to 1. He placed a bet of just €20.
The Pope Reveals Why He Resigned
"The Devil made me do it!" Said the Pope.
literacy r8 not gr8
Study shows Pres. Obama favors local media outlets and TV, but rarely grants newspaper interviews. "LMAO," the President texted. "2 L8 4 papers. No $$ 2 teach Americans 2 read."
Action, Reaction
Nancy Pelosi suggests oil companies don't need $2.5 billion in tax breaks, $20 billion in subsidies when they made $80 billion last year. Gas prices hiked 25 cents a gallon the next day.
Peter Odemwingie to be Next Pope?
News is coming in that Peter Odemwingie has just pulled up in the Vatican car park in an effort to force through a move to become the next Pope.
The Chief Problem With Congress
LONE RANGER: Some say President Obama oversteps his authority with executive actions.
TONTO: Them forget President Chief, Congress Indian. Indian not do job, Chief merely compensate, Kemo Sabe!